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Your client does not have permission to get URL /search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=Fuckin+you+tonight&btnG=Google+Search from this server. (Client IP address: 217.226.126.86)

Dear Google User:

We apologize that you're not currently able to access Google's search service.

Google maintains a set of terms and conditions for use (http://www.google.com/terms_of_service.html) that prohibit sending automated queries to our search engine. This helps prevent one user from creating technical problems that can affect others who are trying to use our site.

Unfortunately, someone using the same Internet Service Provider (ISP) that you use is violating our conditions of use and is sending us numerous automated search queries. As a result of this abuse, we have been forced to shut off access to Google's services for a number of the people using your ISP.

Please note that we are not accusing you personally of having violated our Terms of Service; you are most likely an innocent victim of someone else's bad behavior here. If it were possible for us to identify and isolate the individual or individuals at fault, we would certainly do so and deal with them directly. This is regrettably not the case, and we need assistance from your ISP to solve the problem.

We have notified your ISP about this problem and we are awaiting their response. We encourage you to contact your ISP or system administrator as well, and to request that they work with Google to take steps to prevent misuse of Google's services. Helping them realize the importance of immediate action is the quickest way for you to regain your Google service.

We apologize for the inconvenience that the loss of Google service is causing you. With your help, we expect that we'll soon be able to provide you with search results once more.

Sincerely,

The Google Team

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Nikolausmine

wau, google ist offline. - jetzt gerade.

(oder liegt das nur an meiner verbindung?)

(egal, das gab's noch nie!)

(google ist nicht erreichbar. - faszinierend)

Ich finde das kacke, dass man seit heute zu google.de verlinkt wird, wenn man google.com eingibt. Das ist zwar alles das gleiche, aber ich benutze lieber google.com.

Die Google Aktie ist für Millionen gut! Ergo, wenn sie Millionen haben, dann kaufen sie! Wenn sie keine haben, dann kaufen sie eben mit dem, was sie haben, damit sie eventuell auch einmal über Millionen reden, geschweige verfügen können.