A-collection-of-the-most-funny-Herta-Müller-jokes

Herta Müller is a popular comedian in Germany, who has cooperated many times with her compatriot Peter Maffay. Their collaboration 'Über Siebenbürgen musst Du gehen" (You have to go over Transsilvania) was awarded with the Pfarrer-Ottheinrich-Knödler-Gedächnismedaille and topped charts nationwide. Herta is known for her grim sense of humour, which has enriched german language by many neologisms as 'Aufschnittlüge' (Cold cuts lie), 'Weihnachthitler' (Christmas Hitler) or 'Kanzlerinnengesichtsmaskenamt' (Woman Chancellor Facemakeroffice). Also Mrs. Müller is famous for her sense of style and fashion: She has been the prominent face for a most acclaimed campaign of Jergenî-Moden, a fashion label from Erkelenz, which vanshed off the scene in the mid of 2009 due to criminal bankrupcy of its foundress, Orphelia Zwalinowskaskaya. As Herta Müller is so popular all over Germany, there are hundreds of Herta-Müller-Jokes and -songs, all centered around this high priestess of german entertainment. Here a some of them:

»Herta Müller ist so charismatisch, die steht am Strand und verkauft Schatten!« (Herta Müller is so charismatic, that she is standing at the beach vending shade)

»Herta Müller isst Kürbisjoghurt mit ganzen Früchten!« (Herta Müller eats pumpkin yoghurt with whole fruits)

"Wer wird Meister diese Jahr?
Ja Leute, das ist doch wohl klar!
Das wird die Hertha aus Berlin
mit der wir überall hinziehn!"

"Who's gonna be this year's champion?
Well folks, that's quite plain!
It's gonna be Hertha from Berlin
with whom we dash around everywhere!


If you know any more good Herta-Müller-Jokes, let us know.