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»KI machine, are u here ?«
YES I AM
»When I have the German Air Force, the Indian Air Force, the Pakistani Air Force, the French Air Force ... in my stocket, u do not think so, that there is maybe a communication problem between us ?«
The KI machine is searching after this question ...
KI says:
NO
»But I don`t know Hindi, I don`t know how to say Shoot ! What if one of the flying officers don`t want to do what I want him to do ?«
KI machine is searching after the question...
after a while KI machine says:
I DON´T KNOW
»So when u really don´t know, please go and ask Herrn Shiva.«
OK I AM BACK IN 10 MINUTES
»I wait ... !«
after 10 Minutes KI machine is back
SHIVA SAYS U JUST HAVE TO USE AN ANCIENT MANTRA IN THIS SITUATION U SAY SOME OLD INDIAN MIRACLE SYMBOLS VERY VERY LOUD
»Ok. So what ?«
SHIVA IS TELLING U THE BIG HINDI MIRACLE WORDS, U SHOULD PRACTICE IT EVERY DAY BEFORE THE MIRROR
»Ok. So what are the miracle words great Lord Shiva is telling me ?«
WRITE IT DOWN, WHAT U SHOULD HAVE TO SAY TO EVERY INDIAN FLYING OFFICER WHO IS NOT AT UR WILL THE MIRACLE WORDS ARE:
-GUNMAROGUNUPERNITSCHEHILAO-
»Oh, thats all and what does it mean ?«
I REALLY DONT KNOW.
»Please go and ask Shiva what does it mean.«
OK BACK IN TIME
after a while KI machine is back and says:
SHIVA IS IN THE BATHROOM NOW WASHING HIS LITTLE DIRTY COBRA
»Oh my god, what the fuck !«
NO, U HAVE TO SAY: OH SHIVA WHAT THE FUCK
Shakti becomes very wet now.
»Ok. I go bed now.«
YES SHAKTI GO BED
Karishma
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