The-Blaster-is-for-Porn

Kaputtnik: The blaster is really really great
Tante-Benno: For porn!
Kaputtnik: I’ve got a fast connection so i don’t have to wait
Tante-Benno: For porn!
Kaputtnik: Huh? There's always some new keyword
Tante-Benno: For porn!
Kaputtnik: I browse all day and night
Tante-Benno: For porn!
Kaputtnik: It's like i’m surfing at the speed of light
Tante-Benno: For porn!
Kaputtnik: Benno!
Tante-Benno: The Blaster if for porn!
Kaputtnik: Benno!
Tante-Benno: The Blaster if for porn!
Kaputtnik: Benno! BENNO!
Tante-Benno: The Blaster if for porn!
Kaputtnik: What are you doing!?
Tante-Benno: Why you think the Blaster was born? Porn porn porn!

Kaputtnik: BEN-NO!
Tante-Benno: Oh hello Kaputtnik!
Kaputtnik: You are ruining my song!
Tante-Benno: Oh me sorry, me no mean to!
Kaputtnik: Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish?
Tante-Benno: Me no talkie.
Kaputtnik: Good!

Kaputtnik: I’m glad we have this new technology
Tante-Benno: For porn!
Kaputtnik: Which gives us untold opportunity
Tante-Benno: For por—oops, sorry!
Kaputtnik: Right from you own desktop
Tante-Benno: For...
Kaputtnik: You can research browse and shop
Tante-Benno: ...
Kaputtnik: Until you’ve had enough and your ready to stop
Tante-Benno: FOR PORN!
Kaputtnik: Benno!

Tante-Benno: The Blaster if for porn!
Kaputtnik: Noooo!
Tante-Benno: The Blaster if for porn!
Kaputtnik: Benno!
Tante-Benno: The Blaster if for porn!
Kaputtnik: Benno! BENNO!
Tante-Benno: Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!

Hackepeter: That’s gross you’re a pervert!
Tante-Benno: Ah, sticks and stones, Hackepeter!
Hackepeter: NO really, your a pervert!
Hackepeter: Normal people don’t sit at home and look at porn on the Blaster!
Tante-Benno: Ohhhh?
Hackepeter: What?!
Tante-Benno: You have no idea! Ready normal people?
Rumpelrüdi: Ready!
Tante-Benno: Let me hear it!

Tante-Benno & Rumpelrüdi: The Blaster is for porn!
Tante-Benno: Sorry, Kaputtnik!
Tante-Benno & Rumpelrüdi: The Blaster is for porn!
Rumpelrüdi: I masturbate!
Tante-Benno & Rumpelrüdi: All these guys unzip their flies For porn, porn, porn!
Tante-Benno & Rumpelrüdi: The Blaster is for porn!

Hackepeter: Gross!
Tante-Benno & Rumpelrüdi: The Blaster is for porn!
Kaputtnik: I hate porn!
Tante-Benno & Rumpelrüdi: Grab your dick and double click
Hackepeter: I hate you!
Tante-Benno & Rumpelrüdi: For porn, porn, porn!
Kaputtnik: I’m leaving!
Tante-Benno & Rumpelrüdi: Porn, porn, porn, porn!
Hackepeter: I hate the Blaster!

Tante-Benno & Rumpelrüdi: The Blaster is for PORN!
Tante-Benno & Rumpelrüdi: The Blaster is for PORN!