alleswasmanwissenmuß

'Germany

Hi - Hallo (pronounciation: hullo)
Hi 2 (when arriving somewhere for the first time today) - Moin (pronounciation: moy'n)
Bye - tschüss (pronounciation: choos)
Fk off - verpiss Dich (ferpeas dish)
I'm a shitty german ra3 kiddie - Ich bin ein verkackter deutscher RA3 Kiddie (ish bean ayn fer-cack-there doy-cher RA3 kiddie (like english))
Get me some beer - hol' mal 'nen bier (whole mowl nean beer)
Nice tits (it's a classic!) - schöne titten (shuneh tee-ten)
I'm gonna puke - Ich werd' kotzen (ish var'd kot-zen)
Where's the toilet? - Wo ist die Toilette? (voo eest dee toy-let-teh)
My name is [name] - Ich heisse [name] (esh hay-seh [name])
I sh*t [name] - Ich scheisse [name] (eshay-seh [name]) - so pronounce the first one correctly
Where does Shambler live? - Wo liebt denn Shambler? (voo leeb't den shambler?)'

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