Nevermore

koolereinbeckkriegspam
Rattle my cage, or i'll kick your behind
California, I've been gone so long
Shest skin is yack
la tee la tee la is my song
upon my masters back
crunundulous shnunk attack
I was forced to hit him with a very big sack
we smell you in there, come out with your hands surrounded we have your house up
A sack is a hack with a very good knack
in flames, it's all the same, what a shame!
She pulled a banana out of her pack
Oh noble sociology advvisor
Upon whom my future rests
A glimmer on hopes trekked horizor
I gotta get some rest
And everyone upside down
Hath mooched 'cross some desolate town
The lads and lassies intertwine
i hear the cold rain falling down
with a glance out the window i give a frown
it always seems to help me drown
thru the bars, the dampness is seeping around
slowly clutching our spirits maddening our souls
Prison life is one big wet dream
It hold you inside, while salivating on your new tie
Ugly Ugly Ugly
My mama always said...life is a box of chocolates....ya hear?
'You aren't pretty' I say smugly
but don't you fear, its like fucking a deer
maybe ugly i can't stand her
entreat your mind with nowt so queer, as folk who'll have you know, your silvan rumblings avow the doe in nebular glimmer of forest clear, the tongue is fat, the nose is musk, you sense the last slat of light fore dusk, careen, caress the thigh with fern, the stumbling path begs every turn, racing vessels, clammy with rime, a tender trap to feel the clench, of sack on egg and foggy stench, you fear....you fear....
fat and rank a real man bird!!
of losing Kaine
not a tweetie sweetie
losing one tis not the same
I don't have all the answers
Why must I be questioned so?
You don't even know the questions....duh
Give it up fool, no one wants to ask you anything.
Two bachelors on the loose
hogijabbing fertesad monihjeftim deasrtcavet
and two umbrellas on a cruise
Comfort yourself and not some other
did stab themselves into my bruise
rocks, sticks, and small pebbles I took on my Hawaiian Cruise
I kept them in my room next to Tom Cruise
I should have brought pot, and perhaps some English booze.
When I saw him, I asked him to my room for fun and booze
Hey Hockey rocks
Soap operas are what I enjoy the most on television
silence is the prayer to god
i like peas with battered cod
I am just a shadow in your chateau
A liberating sneeze, revolutionary sod
Deadweight in a leaky bateau
Even as I sit here, I can't believe I'm writing this
music and dance, mad boys and girls, wet forests of azure this is my dream
oh my ...
gluttony and pride mixed with wet boys does me good
Laura's in trouble, she is caught in her own lie
not by natural causes, you must understand
wrap me in your buttery bacon
But if you say yes, Oh YES, please, I say Yes
Say yes to me baby, let your Daddy hear the words YES BABY
yeah, yeah, yeah, She love me, yeah, yeah, yeah
Watch as I slipslipslip through the satin sheets of your soul
once there was a sea here but there never was a door
There always was a window here and there's now only floor.
The door here led to the chamber yonder
good thing too....you can't fall off the floor!
Beyond yonder ways is a hallway
another good thing is the floor leads to the hallway....floors are good things
I fill it with a boars stench
floors of black dreams... lucidly dim
What about those boring wenches
The tavern owner was broke, he had to bring in old women from the village retirement home
take your time, come to your senses
Some say it is a crying shame
Others find jubilation
As for me I am a plain jain
But I, in this crazy moment, find peace
I've lived a life of glory, but died to young to know.
unlock the will of yours with tongue of grease
One must wonder though
How one can view glory objectively when one has not lived long?
Ah but I regress
not my problem
I fell off of a tomato truck on a San Diego freeway one time
I broke my right ankle and took a hard blow to my head
They took me to a monkey doctor
He was talking on the phone when we got there
"Now, Mrs Monkey, you heard what I said the first time
I was very clear
NO MORE MONKEYS JUMPING ON THE BED
but as clear as a sobering hyena
I'll just have a dry martini time to wash it down with some lollipoptart candy
in the disillusioned fog of my mind
while I recline in the comfort of my skimpy bikini
a yellow streetlight calls the rain
bikini
I know we have our problems every now and then
I'll miss you
but the times like the movies are here again
the mask is lifting as i seek
the niblets are green
The sun will never shine again
and i saw the silouhette of her smile in my eyes
Until the fog lifts
from across the wood tree line
pee
pee
my toe jam is from an acorn tree
Oh How I love thee
pick it off the foot and watch it bleed
take your heart and soul away to bleed
Yon, squalling ocean ripped mine linb flailing
to feel the hate rise up in me
oh, to love
that eskimo ho she sure can't shimmy
The ora she carries lightens up the darkest corners of life.
surely its vegan
Come my sweet angel into my arms
get up and get over love
WHAT IS WISDOM, WHAT IS KNOWLEDG ABOUT?
»WHAT TO DO ALL DAY«
my peace of mind just goes out the door, no my mind just goes out the door.
Grammer pedants and letter freaks leave me be
I'm tired of singin songs all sad and sappy, I'd rather sing a song all glad and happy
Alas, my eyes are closed yet I still see
Woe to the man that loses touch with himself, for he has naught to hold on to but emptiness
the rage of your soul and the hate of your eyes
i reach but cannot feel or grasp
RAGE
the inner beast from within
Joe's soul is dying as he continues his evil ways
knows neither French nor Latin
Bejing bathbtub ring wingding
wears a dress made only of satin
Dr. Pepper tastes so good
sdfasfasf
my ear hurts
sdfasfasf
It would be so fun, if I had a horse, but if a horse had me, it would be much worse
watch out for the long hard fall
no potery
no potery
it must go
Marrying Shannon
Marrying Shannon
i hate you cause you are the one i love
the night is upon me like a second skin
Big Bad Diabalical
the night is hot
this is gay
my heart has never beat like this before
if i told you you were like a rose
and yet I feel as though I am watching it beat in front of me
would you wound me with your thorns?
would you wound me with your thorns, you winding fool?
Vote for Jason
how do u do this is not cool
Narcisistic exerps exist
you are just a big fat fool
dog
I hope you fall in a pool!
THY DOGS LIVE TO EAT THYROTTING CORPSE
I want to understand the world
But they don't want to be understanded!!!
washing machines, tv screens
So it is, for the ignorant
degeneration and decadence
wears green underpants
masses who pass on Nietzche and Kant
eats shit
Kant was a rascal and Nietze wanted to hide
David, my friend, yor car is Kit. Helluva Machine!
Bullshit
Graduates 2002!
I run with the wind, faster than a parched fart
Hurry!!! Cover your nose and cross your heart!!
It stinks like tamale and stings like pepper
It stinks like tamale and stings like pepper
The people of the town yell as the fart machine enters
I fall, and I land with a crash like the clash of thunder in a room full of muffins
ho ho ho
into the wooded dark calamity....shone the ray pudding merry
til we meet on a two-way radio cascaded highway...my love wilt never be reqiuted
billy bob must retreat now...for the ongoing stain of night cometh forth to reclaim my goodies...so long for now he reluctantly quibbles into the steak bank
though my reign and girth have grown so extensively!
neato burito
Man I love teachers!
The dog said to the cat
In the ghetto of misery the rifles gamble,
The woman said to the fish
the hatred and evil make good people scramble.
You smell like a tasty dish.
So switch off.
I asked the sky for answers and all it did was rain.
bubble wrap fun
I guess I shouldn't have done that, because in my back I got a sharp pain!
I see the lark upon the bark
O when will i find time to flock my f
O when will i find time to flock my f
O when will i find time to flock my flock my sheep
Here ye here ye where is my flock of cows
if people would email than i would sleep
cuntly is a fun name to give to a child. if youre a bit rubbish
in a bed
there once was a cunt named Amy who stole herself a tit
I have made wonderful Love in a bed
when she was afraid she throw handfulls of shit
Even though I am not wed
into the black hole of her soul as life she is not to quit
we act like we're married, so it's said
the womb is spoiled
gouge out my eyeballs and rip off my head
the womb is spoiled
My teacher
poor man
Is gay
»Cool I want him bad« said the man across the bedroom
But the silly bugger exploded!
»Cool I want him bad« said the man across the bedroom
He had a very nice day...
Having it off with a sheep in his flock of many»Your turn Rosy«
»Oh #@!!!?#« was his favourite saying
»I love you my horny Devil« said the naked woman getting ready for a shag
Hello Colin its your turn now baabaa
What rhymes with MONTH? You don't know, do you?
Hello, said the monkey called Matthew Cook
There's spunk on my screen...
Don't try and fool me ADS i Know who you are
i NOW WHO U R COLIN MEET TONIGHT OUTSIDE ASDA half six
Hello, said the nuclear monkey named Matthew Cook
This peom is not very good is it?
Matthew Cook is a #@!!!@#!
then after a wimpy and bring some protection
This poem is making me randy
Im not good at speelin ither
Hello, said the nuclear monkey named Matthew Cook
I have acid cum
NOTHING! HA Ha HA!!!
Hello, said the nuclear monkey named Matthew Cook
Its me Matt Colin!!!!! R u still up for it then
Hello, said the nuclear monkey named Matthew Cook
Its me Matt Colin!!!!! R u still up for it then
Stop, please! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!
SOMTHING HE HE HE!!!
NO MORE!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!
Stupid Git
I CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE!!!!!!!!!!
I like riding in car cars
I WANT TO F***K YOU COLIN DON'T FORGET ABOUT ASDA
Wat u upto then James I can see u ..... Stop thinkin them thoughts
Who called me a stupid git?
we know
shag me you monkey butt
please?
SPANK ME TONIGHT
Hello, my name is Mr Monkey and I like ice cream (Matthew Cook)
Cause I very much like it
I really really do
howdy do dee
think that Santa Claus is blue
Why don't you come to tea
well he is
wot time
i love you
Jimmy is a carrot
i love you
Jimmy is a carrot
i love you
said the loser called harriet
i love you
i love you
no she didn't
harriet thought that she was in there with bob but she was wrong
hello freaks wots up today
she did didn't she
The computer will write
what who and where?
any1 here?
i want a shag
mr williams licks his own pussy
i want a shag
mrs collins helps him
i also lick my own pussy
mrs collins helps him
mrs collins helps him
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girls drink feck! i also smoke lots 01449 677481 is the number to call
lifes a hate
coconut monky easy is one salvation
ground down ideology soupsons of bitter fate
but not as the wise willie head would say food is the gift of life
as we all no colin and adam are homo so is mr carsyle who trys to act like mr challis but can t hes a sad lanky loser
as my heart stabbed with the pain of life; the dull knife
SHUT UP YOU BUGGERS!
Crap all the time
The monkeys are coming
Hello said the monkeys
What are you doing
The donkeys are shagging
What are you doing to those donkeys, Crud?
So lets all join in
pooe
I AM TUROK !
eeeeeeeeeeeeellllllooooooooooooooooooo
Coooo thats a sloppy one
pppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Better add it to my collection
give me a kiss darling!!
Thats nearly blocked out the sun
bye!
really....
Hi people in Combs Middle In know who you r I can see your every move
hello freaks
Yeah right
hello
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he he he
ABBY FANCIES LEWIS
YO!!! YO!!! YO!!! YO!!! YO!!! YO!!! YO!!! YO!!! YO!!! YO!!! YO!!! YO!!! YO!!! YO!!! YO!!!
Hung as though a hundred willows had dropped their branches to fill his package
that is soooo not true
OH YEAH WELL YOU USED TO
I know a friend who is waitin for action call him on 01449 613196
NIT FANCIES MISS DOLAN
I KNOW SHE IS SOOOOOO FIT
ABBY DO YOU REALLY FANCY LEWIS?
I LOVE HER TO BITS
I LOVE HER TO BITS
ha ha ha sucker
NO I DO NOT
i love elijah wood guess who ia m
THE FREAK CALLED ABBIGAIL WAS VERY NICE UNTIL ONE DAY WHEN....
THE FREAK CALLED ABBIGAIL WAS VERY NICE UNTIL ONE DAY WHEN....
freeeeeeak
I AHTE YOU NIT NASTY BUGGER
YOUR NOT SPOSED TO LOOK AT MINE!!!
YOUR NOT SPOSED TO LOOK AT MINE!!!
freak to u freaking feak
so you satrted it
I SATTED IT DID I?
is there any1 else apart from nit here
yes u did
She drank her potion and attacked a beast called Laam
Abby 4 lewis abby 4 lewis abby4 lewis abby 4 lewis
Abby 4 lewis abby 4 lewis abby4 lewis abby 4 lewis
no i din't
and ate a freak called stuart
Abby 4 lewis abby 4 lewis abby4 lewis abby 4 lewis
but the fierce laam grabbed a torch and shon it in his eyes
I know this boy whos really bored meet him at Pikes meadow in Stowmarket tonight at 8.00pm every Wednesday. Hes 18
WHO DID THAT its is sooooooooo not funny
and ate a freak called stuart
but abbey held a mirror out and it defeated the one they call laam
ADAM WARNE IS A FREAKING FREAK AND HE LOOKS LIKE AND INSIDE UP UPSIDE DWN MINKEY
ADAM WARNE IS A FREAKING FREAK AND HE LOOKS LIKE AND INSIDE UP UPSIDE DWN MINKEY
ADAM WARNE IS A FREAKING FREAK AND HE LOOKS LIKE AND INSIDE UP UPSIDE DWN MINKEY
Spazer
Who ever write About Adam must be a perverted
who spelt my name wrong its abby not abbey
Hello, said the nuclear monkey hello said the nuclear monkey hello said the nuclear monkey hello said the nuclear monkey hello said the nuclear monkey hello said the nuclear monkey hello said the nuclear monkey.
i put that and who put that
o great matt cook the spastic is back stop it its stupid
mat is gay
Lasty I can you see you all the time I know your every move I stalk you day and night meet me tonight at Pikes Medow and remember alone bring £10,000
matt is sad
hello said the camel from
hello said the camel from
the stalker is sad to and the camel and any1 else like that
hello said the camel from the camel who said to the camel hello few i'm starting to get the hump
You better meet me there who you will be chopsticks
who ever write about stalking Lasty is a perverted spaz unless they are my freinds
lasty is super cool and cookie is a fanny asshole
Liam Mills meet me tonight after you have bin to school 3:30 on the green outside Combs Primary
,at wanks all day
matt cook is cool
the stalker is sad to and the camel and any1 else like that
F*** oFF LOSER AND MEET TONIGHT WITH DA MONEY
who ever keeps sending those meet me letters please stop because if you don't you will become a perverted spaz opps you alredy are
helo
i know what you are doin you are writin reviews on Skellig ....Spaz you self donkey
wazzup every body
lasty is cool
shutup
I LUV U ABBY
who put i love you abby
harold needs a tree its shabby
feck off
Yet if he had a pocket PC, all would be technologically just in his life
inspite
but what about art, music, and wit? Too much computing adds up to strife
poetry
i will kill you
sex with amy
lululu
.. sings the magnificient
You can lead a blind man to water, but you can't make him fish
from the day i first met you
You can give a deaf man a microphone, but you can't make him karaoke
I've never had a day's rest, fun or desire
while the dead can dance, the living are wallfowers
My friends all think that I'm a LIVEWIRE
The wood in the yard is always on fire
Yet I am no more than a friar...
And the sheep keep exploding
So lets all pull up a chair and watch them burn (at least we will get rid of foot and mouth)
I love your bald mellon head
i'm sorry i wasn't the one for you... it's something i wish i never knew
Why's your face all red?
Why's your face all red?
No feat of strenght
No feat of strength
Nor black of jerk can keep us from swarming the quiven blurk. He rides to live, he lives to die, he wouldn't hurt Mar T. McFly
Battered Cod on winder sill. The blackened smell is pungent still. A mass of toothache in despair, a nude aupere in underwear. A musk mellon. A bob dylan. A tuna can. If HE can't do it, Ed Sullivan.
mr barry is a bossy person
who likes to fart all day
You ugly annoying
Mr Barrys face scares the spongey motley moldwarp outta people
how loves to shag mr willams
how is old and wrinkel
mr barrys weedy hell-hated bum-bailey
Hello
I hate TEACHERS
Scott Chaplin is gay and brags about the time he boinked himself
is fat
Tom milnes is the best in the world
Today I am to be a bat
The water is sparkling and clear
but no one knows wherein she sat
Its the taxman I fear
A vision, true, of lovliness supreme, whose adamantine heart is hid
Oh well lets go for a beer
gin
chhese
My tears did mingle with the gin-laden olive
Standing in line
teers go down as i lay
suck my dick
NO!
YES!
OKAY!
HAHA..fucking faggot.
in the burrow of heresy, the wings strive.
red book on blue window
bring me to a feverish dive
It is time that blesses the empty wine
In my solitude I sell my respect for gratitude
Oh ye, to be that forlorn
Have we really not grown
Leave out the me in you
Old Haggart Gine will drink his wine
Seemless blue apocalyptic embraces
Serving up some glee, or maybe some ghee
We took a walk down the pathy and met Kathy
Ina new fangles fridge smelling of brie
Who really needed to take a bathy........
sinny cow melting on a warm pink tongue
cause he stunk to high heaven
I miss you so much
he was a hundred eleven
and i really want fudge
His tenth birthday is today
so, tell me... where does the secret lie?
I'll tell you where it lies. In the alley behind eighth street. OUT, OUT DAMN SPOT!!
under Milk Wood, where otters doth die.
under Milk Wood, where otters doth die.
they'll be good to eat, only if fried
kimmo
They may well turn into benzaldehyde.
Celery turnstiles in ink-black pyjamas
It's just a purple purple pile of poop
wow today my throat is dry
wow today my throat is dry
I know we have our problems every now and then
but the times like the movies have come to an end
Yeah, well .. ill miss you
oh- am i just a shadow in your chateau
i feel like deadweight in a leaky bateau
the mask is lifting as i seek
somethings wrong this boat has sprung a leak
I know we have our problems every now and then but the times like the movies have come to an end Yeah well ill miss you - Am i just a shadow in your chateau? i feel like deadweight in a leaky bateau, the mask is lifting as i seek somethings wrong this boat has sprung a leak, i know im gonna miss how things went wrong and how we talked on the phone all night long , BUT THATS THE LAST TIME IM GONNA KISS YOU , AND SURE IM GONNA MISS YOU when your gone Well laura's in trouble shes caught in her own lie , with rage of the soul i can feel the hate of your eyes, and i remember all the times you let me down yeah well this time IM NOT GONNA DROWN cause THATS THE LAST TIME IM GONNA KISS YOU , AND SURE IM GONNA MISS YOU when your gone NO! YOU DONT D'ON'T RESPECT ME... yOU SAY YOU WANT ME TO? NO! YOU DON'T DON'T LOVE ME, AND I THINK IT'S TIME I SAY TO HELL WITH YOU... you said it yourself things arent the same we im tired of playing all your games i knew it as soon as i came to the door cheep colognue his pants on the floor Yeah THATS THE LAST TIME IM GONNA KISS YOU , AND SURE IM GONNA MISS YOU when your gone WOAH! NO NO NO! NO NO NO! NO NO NOHYEAHAH! THATS THE LAST TIME IM GONNA MISS YOU AND HELL NO IM NOT GONNA KISS YOU CAUSE YOUR GONE YEAH! YOUR GONE GO AWAY E AHEY YOU CAN SCREAM AS YOU PLEASE JUST LEAVE YOUR KEYS CAUSE YOUR GONE................ (COMPLMENTS from the band ORGANIZED CONFUSION, We saw your poem of the masses and feelt that since so many people posted just what ever came to them at the time we went ahead and rewrote our song using a few lines previously noted in this poem, i hope you like »your gone« and perhaps later ill get the actual song on the website so you can hear it If you just cant wait then look for the new album hiting the stores its called SACRAMENT by OrGaNiZeD CoNfUsIoN ---The drummer........... -----A-17-
By golly, gadzooks, lads, I've burnt the toast.
How can I go on? When you have taken all my bones.
adrian
sumtimes i wich i was dead cos whats the point of living if ur fucked up in the head
the way it should be
though some might say that there is a day, when the confusion boils down
trouble grows
It's not all beetroot and carbenes you know
It's not all beetroot and carbenes you know
If it's not carbon it's dead
asdasd
Perhaps it has egg on its head
There was once a man from superior
It seems that there be an atmosphere of amusement here
who liked a good gripper
laughing as the bullet turns
The world had he sort
my enthomologist sorely utters...'that damn oompa loompa stole my underpants!'
A massive big port
But the silly bugger exploded (again)!
and the rest is silence
The house was dark and silent
leg
so i had a wank
pulling my leg is a giant, brown rat
and all that rolled out was an empty walnut.
and all that rolled out was an empty walnut.
the stand has been made.
I busted open 99's head
the gauntlet thrown, as the masses stand in horror
Manowar, kings of metal
behow, friends, wait for the morrow
they do have a fault that is fatal
Let's hope there will be no worry or sorrow
All of the children lay in their cradles
flailing through this bitter agony,
SImply whining their sad and lonley sounds
lifted high then dropped low strangely
with hollow promised ant hill mounds
falling cat hell nagingly
There were no ants there to be found
crawling bell fell faggingly
i wish you were here with me
for the Hell he felt so jojjingly
for the Hell he felt so jojjingly
for Heaven beyond his ken,
he lived a blessed fruitful life
and poems behind my hen
with his kids an his little wife
are once again opaque amongst my lover's eyes
he thought again, he took his life
he thought again, he took his life
sometimes i like to smell oranges
and passed it to her wife
No charger have I and no sword by my side, yet still to adventure and battle I ride
wearing nary a stitch, as she
no longer may we eat warm lunch!
cut me like a bitch
come on then lets get some brunch!!
please lets get some brunch
i haven't had any since last lunch
you know: later than breakfast, more leisurely than lunch
because i dont like it a bunch
This must be the ever-popular brunch!
teach me to dispose, gentle mentor
That can not come with a lunch
We had a fight
Eggs on Rye is only for brunch
the blue monkeys attacked me with their pink bananas
Thermopylae! Thermopylae!
then were enlightened
Where do we go now?
the bliss of knowing shown in their faces
i need some idea
Where are my pants?
How often does phyre twitter
How often does phyre twitter
tiff and sonia naked in the pool
about thrice, give or take a twit or two
Oh God! the doctor said I can't get this thing wet for two more days
you have to understand that the salesperson is always lying
that's why a little chlorine would not hurt a bit
Delenda est Cathago, I think; Not tonight I have a boner
Half of this shit is crap and half of this crap is shit.
How much is neither crap nor shit, fractal man?
Shit! Crap! I mispelled Carthago.
homos
Hello
If only I could think of the first line
You 'orrible fello
Daybreak phoenix out of tall concrete
Jack got his ear peirced, i got salad
Salad is good for the soul
The shit that i spit is like acid, have your ass turning placid, cant cut it cuz i got mad flow, i will kill you and your hoe, you jealous of me, let your obsession go
Eating the world shall forfill you
why does the wind whisper her name
Eating the world shall forfill you
In the hovel of certainty the frogs unfold
flagellation fills me with fear
My mind is like the universe before the dawn of time
the dingy vowel crashes hysterically, traveled from its entry it dies immortally during the tribal summer.
Before there were pop tarts or primordial slime
I did not feel a thing
There were popsicles you could buy for a dime
After drinking a slushie, I could not feel the tounge ring!
1: Now when Jesus was born in Bethlehem of Judea in the days of Herod the king, behold, wise men from the East came to Jerusalem, saying,
laughter sinking and crushin, should bought steel dumb thing
the king im representing, 3 men we come from far, didn't ride a car, just followed the north star, trough the nights it was gold, brought francensence, mer and a bit of gold
time goes so slow
you fuck sheep
I'm a really nice fellow
Tell me what you need.
But look like lumpish pottle-deep jello
in a world of shadows
hair-braining your tale through it and sinking shallow
In the circus of silence the women rock,
i miss you and wonder what you are doing
But the house of noise is full of thought
as i rinse the soap suds from the slippery porcelin
and smoking weed will get you caught
I then realize, she is perfection sleeping.
and sigrid is the one I love
Katie is a dingleberry.
So I gave her a pure white dove
and many have seen her merry
capitalisation is my love
capitalisation is my love
and sharpening my pencils
scaramouche, scaramouche, all the other slim shadies are just imitating
scaramouche, scaramouche, all the other slim shadies are just imitating
scaramouche, beware ! they hide behind their petty beauty and cannot learn to live.
mathamatical jargon jars my head
she awaits her love the knight of the roundtable
that fuckin math techer, I wish she was dead!
dummdidadidummdida
i think of her,
frumbletumblerumble
appling suntan cream
I'M UP 4 DAT, PASS DER BONG!
look something must be perfect on the ice sky
I'M UP 4 DAT, PASS DER BONG!
a glider circling heavenwards on an invisibe colum of rising air
Through all this pain my roots will surely grow,
of course, tis covered in honey and hair.
of course, tis covered in honey and hair.
while all of my horses and all my knigspersons couldn't put humpty together again
THE END (i hope, coz it's really long now!!!)
My heart aches with a ton of grief
heigh ho, heigh ho, it's off to work we go
for your life will be brief
post
Worry not that things are tough
I love you more than a mountain I do
there's always a cure in sex that's rough
But I must admit that you're sister's cute too.
But I must admit that you're sister's cute too.
tall dark and beef cake
The BeautidulSwan
internet relay chat is dangerous
aaaa
i daryl
we are all lost and doomed
only wasteland and desert where the big city loomed
in an atomic flash and a rising plumn
boring days would be asumed!
love start with care and concern
I have a boil on my ass
haiku
Mr Osman is an idoit
Will she ever grow up?
the sum of her life is a negative number
the fruits of her labors all ploughed asunder
why not go mad?
Kelli is my name and it means Fighter,Warrior Woman.
Kelli is my name and it means Fighter,Warrior Woman.
never again will i be tricked as such
Life used to be so easy and plain
stupit
'Til from drinking I did refrain
Eat it and poopit
And crawled upon the sober shore again
Hmmm......yes.....well............Dum ti tooo!
Gnashing and clawing at the burning rain
u u u u u u
u u u u u u
u u u u u u
But alas, it was all for nothing.
your love is like the first nasturtium
the first frost will surely kill it
had i but known how fragile it was
I might have eaten a bullet
so what?
I take some cheese and pull it
Raymond
Raymond
Raymond
Raymond belongs to jasmine
Bjorn luv Hammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Bjorn luv Hammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
i wanna do master bed right now! non stop ofor 30000 hrs
i wanna do master bed right now! non stop ofor 30000 hrs
Bjorn luv
so caress me my love, and let fall the beautiful flowers
so caress me my love, and let fall the beautiful flowers
and watch as they tumble for hours and hours
and up from the grave, let rise the beauty of death, the sweetness of rot
caress and embrace me as darkling I cower
eternity of ruin so foolishly sought
All skate, all skate
set the dervish awhirl
plant a kiss on a monk's shiny pate
mo jo jo jo
kkkkkkkkkkuuuuuuuuuuu kkkkkkkkkkuuuuuuuuuu
Angels and Devils
How do I love the Angel? Let me count the ways.
candy
pigs fly
why don't the dogs match the buns
pass the caca if you want to flush
oh julia what have we done
could i hush
I've left you behind for your only son
sing loud and clear
you're getting kind of old
i can't hear you down that hole
i wonder if you were still that big
The void is empty as my soul
try submitting your sentence again
i love you so
Funck off, i dont care, wont care why should I
iv'e loaded up the wagons
It never mattered anyway
iv'e read alot of childrens books
so i live the lie another day....
i've seen it before
my passing now shall not sway
Roses are red, violets are blue.
what
sticky bun hole
leaking fecal matter
I love patrick
here
what the hell
leaking fecal matter
have I fell
Death Comes For the Archbishop
In the city of intention the ghosts build,
But has already taken Mariella Frostrup
Cactus on the roof of Truman
Your fate, should you take that last cakecup.
in the zoo: who's looking at who?
Short Fat Chick
That Ominous E
rap
lyrical stones being ground into salt causing open wounds to be healed over night
hallo how are you
hallo how are you
but why all the figs
tony tiger drums away
tony tiger drums away
and makes music that seems to say
and now the wind invades my grave
and now the wind invades my grave
like the sun attacks my soul
God knows there's nothing left to save
your words provide sting
I need my sweet ball-gag
dfs
is Dona
So she left with a final ta-ra
Oh I don't wano
And all the time I thought she was Mona
What are we talking about?
But soft, what vision of loveliness approaches?
Oh, so slim she was, and now so stout
Is that your face, or a bunch of cockroaches?
Hast thou lost track of what this was about?
Hast thou lost track of what this was about?
Yea, verily I'm no Prefab Sprout!
What sayest thou, o curious trout?
Then it all became clear
Alice caught sight of the rabbit
He wasn't there at all - he was here.
He really wanted to kick the habit.
Back down the rabbit hole
To have a few beers
bring my feet back
I'll walk miles and miles, never fear
but alas, alack...
I have some spam lodged in my ear
I wish I was black
its pink and horrible and I can't hear
eat an orange, lawrence, ive got warrants from cornhenge
zeb pike was a man like no other
zeb pike was a man like no other
But hang on, he had a brother
Well, at least according to his mother
Well, at least according to his mother
But what did she know?
oh so liquid and lost
she knew all there is to eternal happiness and procastination
Rain turned to snow, and the dew to frost
you fucking wanker
Then the brainless moron said
for he was no poet for sure
There's always hope... until you're dead
I love an underwater basket weaver
I can't believe what you just said...
But you were always a big deceiver
Why have your got that basket on your head?
My dog's got one, but he's a Golden Retriever
Dogs like one instead of a bed
So old Martha said, but I didn't believe her
Like the softness of a breeze across the cheek
because I could see that her dog was a Golden Retriever
and he's retrieved... what's that ...EEK!!
It was 1974 and I was 28, traveling through Maryville on my way to Jonesboro in my blue convertible without a care in the world suddenly craving a large caesar salad followed by authentic Southern barbeque with some rocky road icecream for dessert, all washed down with a diet Dr. Pepper
when I last saw a mouse that size!
There once was a lady named Eve
Big and blue were her eyes
He heart it did wish to decieve
the brown saucers of his eyes were all she wanted to drink that night
Whatever, monkey
So that's poetic is it? Yeah, right...
Far away in a foreign land, there lived an aged flunkey
With a ginger wig - he looked such a sight
He travelled around on a rather fat donkey
You like to be badly behaved, and the clues in the way your heads shaved…
You like to be badly behaved, and the clues in the way your heads shaved…
Or vice versa, as the case may be
fish dinner
Riding along on the choo-choo
I have toasted many a sinner
pumping of the blood
when I drank and fell in mud
where I stayed, until the day
Observe what loads of stupid rhymes
Oppress us in corrupted times
Such a tangled web we weave
save the humans
regardless of the danger signs
Alas, my name is Elyse
As I sit here
Poor Tonya and her kidney Stones
Ow my pancreas!
I am horny
When first we practice to conceive
When first we practice to conceive
Walla,Walla Washington
Justin Justin Justin
One,Two,Freddy's coming for you
I am Santa Clause
Tooth fairy's gettin robbed tonight
Not I,said the fly
It's a shame,you're to blame,you played too many games
Stupid asshole,got no soul
I thought it would be fun.........just a screw
Easter Bunny too my eggs
He was a stalker,I was trapped in a hallway,no doors,no windows
No boats,no moats,no motor cars,not a single luxury
I want money,lots and lots of money,I want the pie in the sky
I saw red and then i closed the door
Heaven isn't too far away
one day at a time
you look like a monkey
cleavage steam
Playin with myself
Pile of Puke,clean it up
Melanoma head's comin
Are you deaf?or what?
Cleavage dream
Purple grass,orange sky
Don't make me beg
Bosses pet
Oh and don't forget to bring some books along
I am in the nude
My mom said you should have it
Johnny,I've come so...far
They're comin from all over
Lonely me
My heart is cold and black
drool surrounds me
judge and jury
you are a baboon
Greg Focker
Deniro
frothy bubbles
Tree frogs
warm summer day
cold winter night
lava lamps and hippie love
Mr. T
I pity the fool
He had a nice juicy member
I stroked it all night long
Riddle me this,riddle me that
did you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
heart is on the shelf
puffin away...........
this is really good grass
why?
at your age do you think it is right?
yoda
kule skywalker
pouting,hate being ignored,quote the raven,never more,never more
bless the child
shit i am so bored
when you look at her
»Grant won a decisive victory in the battle of Chickamauga«
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Twas the night before Christmas,when Santa went to his mistress
Twas the night before Christmas,when Santa went to his mistress
his self pity disgusts me
What the?????
i try and try just to cope
but if only i knew!! gay kimmi was out to get me!! what the hell was i supposed to do?? run? hide? shove wasabi in through a hole i suppose i should rip out of her throught? i think not? GAYKIMMI!!!!!!!! GAYKIMMI!!!!!!!!!! i need you!! i'm not whole without you! where's the idiot box? i need to know! aaaah!!! it's in my foot! what do i do?!? some one help me!!! please!!!!! grr.
failing that a sufficient length of rope
Go post somewhere else, you moron
You write like some sad ol' dope.
These are not the words anyone would like to pore on.
So shape up, add a line to give us hope
There's a wonderful world out there
richard simmons showed me the way
Yellow bonnet women in the window liar clothed in fleshy covererd prickle wire taunts me with five words rare
No thanks, not today!
I looked for the way that wasn't there... and it wasn't there...
Oh why does the world look so dark, so grey?
You're wearing sunglasses, and I don't care
He was a skater boy
My nose is cold
HE ALWAYS PLAYED WITH A CERTAIN TOY
and that was because, may I make so bold
it was only the childish things he could enjoy
So puerile he was, tho' rather old
He never grew up, the stupid boy
and his toys just got bigger, so I'm told
To change his lifelong puerility
would be an act of sheer futility.
So leave him be, without ability
And turn your mind to another, with some agility.
'Tis a wise move, for sure
I am a slitherer
he said, as he opiled his way across the floor
Oops, a typo, I am a ditherer
Alas, but I am but one drop in the vast ocean
I've been denied the stairway to heaven
sitting at work is great
Alas, but I am but one drop in the vast ocean
but aren't the oceans great?
Ocean, bring forth your breezes, your waves, your fantabulous creatures yearning to be free
Seaweed slimes between my toes
As I search for some mackerel, to have for my tea!
slot
i stumble upon delia who's in love with me
drug takers for hire round here
can't you see love is not worth poerty?
i feel bored today
great souls and great goals take mankind forward
Only the boring are bored
the years have reached a dozen
and virtue's its own reward.
Come one come all and contribute your wit! Your tongue needn't be sharp
the secret fires of internal struggle consume one's soul
But whatever the trouble, there's no need to carp
their once was a band they called brother
Their, there...your spelling isn't too sharp
who came upon a miscreant, thou mother
With your long blonde hair and eyes of blue
Shawna and Maleah are freaks of Nature
But how do we know what you write is true?
I felt that I had known a Quaker
because I say so
But are you a mover or a shaker?
The colored folks started to sway to and fro
do you believe in an eternal god?
Well, that's a question... yes, and no
dfhs
suck
Come one, come all and contribute your wit
We'll make a rhyme yet, with just a little luck
It's no use complaing your mind is unfit
I'll say it again - it's no use complaining your mind is unfit
Just look at those others - they have all done it
So sharpen up your brain - and give up your time
It's easy just go on and follow the rhyme.
my time is now
I fell out of my seat laughing today
your time is gone
I would hurt my butt
Don't wear no thongs
And the car went putt-putt
bong
The poem 'bout your watch dog Fido
it's the wrong song
You surely meant the one called Dido
Lord
I can' match your dildo
Aaron Zilch
oh, look, it's the tschadknäuel!
they call me cool cat kyle
oh, look, it's the tschadknauel
wayne fucks ina
and i have style...
wayne fucks ina
mtv makes me wanna smoke crack and i fly out the window and never come back
and i have style...
Blue tooth is never enough
I know I look good, I know I fare well, and I have style, my friends can tell.
sans
nothing but game
I have on shitty pants sans the shit.
There's always some who ruins the game
shit......hit
And I feel good in it.
How weak it is when all you can say is shit - pathetic
Sharpen your brain and contribute REAL wit
Or go away and leave someone else to do a better job of it
Brainless kids know nothing about it
So if the cap fits, get on and wear it
shout it
If you've a way with words, go on...share it!
o worthy one
Come one come all
to see what we've done
when i stand tall understand ill make any man shook like a cook to a crab im bigger than your dad and ive had your mum thats me done it was quite fun just remeber im number one
when i stand tall understand ill make any man shook like a cook to a crab im bigger than your dad and ive had your mum thats me done it was quite fun just remeber im number one
when i stand tall understand ill make any man shook like a cook to a crab im bigger than your dad and ive had your mum thats me done it was quite fun just remeber im number one
Looks like someone's forgotten their medication again
And again
and again
I rode through the fen
I loathe the day the idiots reign
yet i was asleep
and all the world has gone insane
and would be for days
Your experiences as mother, Grandma and wife
Dark clouds in a haze
Kicking in the windows on the roof of my mouth
Raindrops in the mist
A gentle breeze drifting from the south
I abort this cycle
Suppose I'll have to get a motor
ill never get caught
then maybe a boat to float her
till the day
across the see to someone who wants her, climbing on their leg, pissing on their floor she is just a dog with no control, but if you give me your name ill send her to you for $44.95
Oh just go away......
and get yourself a life
oh where have all the sporks gone?
with the flowers, every one
I sing of the utensil of evil
Died a curse of Madame Green
Like a whistle blown by sloth
dusk
and dawn, so poetic, both
as a wand'ring minstrel loves to busk...
quite obvious
the way i feel when i hold you in my arms
finely the neadle points
The Almost Famous team is toast
i try to be nice and sweet
i try to be nice and sweet
but that smell comes from my feet
and lovingly carress your feet
now, do I have any cheese to eat?
borne worn, jagged from the stones below
or rather something such as meat?
Alas... alack... to the supermarket I must go.
Mu knob is sore
to browse and search for prices low
At a dude ranch she died, aged 93 or more,
What price must my heart bestow?
If you messin with me, I'll have to kill the whore
In the light of night i see
They turned toward the eyeless sockets
that guy on the right, standing next to a tree
lizzie
love
lizzie
Kick
Oven mitts, beyond the pale --
trick
I like to drink ale
yeah you're just thick
slurping beer from that great pail
You're ugly and you make me sick
I'll leave you here cos you're gonna fail
so long loser, this is the end
you'll be alone for ever now.
Why are ye ye?
Why are ye ye?
but I am me me me
So sayest thou
but I am me me me
lala
and so you see see see
lala go there into life's square building of doubt
sea by sea
Oh, the agony!
Oh, the agony!
cruel fate inflicts on me an' thee
an' thee an' me
time flyes when your just a flea
and fleas when you're just a fly
and there aint another chica who got more game than me
and there aint another chica who got more game than me
I can try but can't try hard
There'll never be another Bard
unless of course you know better...
loving you
Oh why won't you write another letter?
death is warm love
I always wondered
sad as luke-warm life
as rain rained, and thunder thundered.
how you could live with yourself being the way you are
as sun shined, and wind blowed
My thoughts drifted on the soft summer air, to a far
faraway place, where crystal clear water flowed
and there was nothing whatever to mar
Zos Kia Cultus
and thus we parted ways
so many tears i witnessed
now i begin to pray
for another peaceful day
green lumpy nude gods
so far away
behold me with rods
I lay beside you, smiling and
beware the stagnent reed
beware the stagnent plods
Onward soldier
'Tis fair to see
Beware the spelling - told yer
Is it a or is it e?
The lament of grass
this life is very strong
lick me languidly, lavish the luscuiousness of my loins
i wish i could die
lick me here, lick me there and I will shower you with coins
lick me here, lick me there and I will shower you with coins
go lick yourself you perv
and find some words that we can rhyme
no room here for mindless souls
but for real poetry there's time.
Many are called, but few are chosen
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern, friends deep and elemental
your ass smells like butter
Go away your problems are mental
Come write of the storm, sunlit days and such
and not the potato, the bean and the lentil!
nowadays, with beer and all, i don't think much
might i also add, i'm addicted to the Pill
Here at Harvard, girls are easy
stilli find myself getting queasy
masturbation is over-rated
watch me now, as i'm being sedated
the doctor said my jerking off was done
now how will i have any fun?
She stared at me with lonely eyes
I stared back, but my eyes were not lonely
and turned her head, to my surprise,
and I found her crying, crying.
If I had the chance I would take it to you
I looked where the sun set slowly dying
hypocritical
a son can't die for he will alway live in his father's mind
so diddly diddly dee
bollocks
Nothing in life is free
bollollocky bucolic
except of course the air
everywhere, whether thin or thick
And flowers, too, but you don't care
Time to rebel - to the battle, my friend
And win the hearts of the brave and fair
Hope we will win, in the the end.
be it war or love, the thrust's a sturdy indefensible,
luc is a fag
Nothing could be more sensible
and lucy is in the sky
Nothing could be more sensible
Nothing could be more sensible
in our dreams we dream the world
A girl without a heart
elegy is a style of poetry written to be sad
sweet ass leather dyke
wrote some idiot who sounded rather mad.
Best then that he should go take a hike
Now the poem is free for you or I to add
Lines with meaning, rhyming, maybe sad
Was there ever a night so dark
and was there ever poetry so bad?
Perhaps not... but wait a second - hark!
I do not sleep
Love
For When I Sleep I dream
floating muse is all I wilt
All is not what it seems
river's bed and dreaming silt
He is very stroppy
Do to me as whatever you wilt
Greta wins the race!
my head is in your guillotine
grind my shoe in your face
khairin
you gotta floss -- well try my lace
Oh my lovely piggy eyed sweetheart,
Your fat and pinkly porcine face
A poet's inspiration, but where to start?
I don't know what to eat with all these choices
cars
cars
underming a feeling and healing like im not a villian
It hurt
and so crazy
and so stupid was the rhyme
everything's going hazy...
he sulked then rinsed his skull with quinine
Gina
told him to
But surely that was really asinine?
drop some fat beats
on the man with the cleats
on the head of the sweet
do what?
the claender of the future
there was a sad man called kam
Yoda was a hoser
yoda was a hoser
I pumped him like a bulldozer
I pumped him like a bulldozer
Do please ignore
what's gone on before
Tis the ramblings of a senseless prat
this is crazy how we act
this is crazy how we act
this is crazy how we act
without ever asking for truth
repeating lines like this in fact
I have grey hair in my youth
And all in all I'm quite uncouth
And all in all I'm quite uncouth
And all in all I'm quite uncouth
This is rubbish - aint that the truth
tho' did molest a plenty in my youth
im not as fat as fat babe ruth
Suck my big fucking dick
Suck my big fucking dick
brotha thats not my kind of schitk
Fuck off you prick
hallucinate
kiss my white naked ass
ur so fast wit dat stupid lass up ur ass
i pass u in a second
ill even bash u
Unravel the secret Jotto word
we u cannot see the clouds about thee
A wind torn body is cast over the edge
but angle hosts about in three
The muse deserts me...
jeff is like the moon
I need tp rhyme with myself
His voice he likes to croon
why not? this is a strange strange world
but why is this necessary?
inspiration of the fellow poo
jordan is coos
Will anyone write a sensible line, or two?
or is that something we dream of, too?
the bright sand teleported it self to her apptment and vans came of age
When I found love it faded like a dream
ephemeral, diaphonous upon this world's stage
Rotten! Is all I gotten
useless youth ukelele on stage
gone and not begotten
Tarrant strives for innovation
Bobby Flecther bit a parsley
That is a nugget of information!
the flying dutchman has stolen my figs
i ate today tomorrow i will not
The witch of hell is stealing my cigarettes
and she died
Ragena Mahab is turning fifty
yeah, that bitch lied
He's way to nervous, and rather shifty
I think she was mad about the tiny aliens i found in my chicken soup. i wasnt going to eat them at first, but then i got really hungry, and i just couldnt help myself.
to name his flaws would be too listy
to name his flaws would be too listy
lonely paper bags
There was a man named Mingus
run ranpant in the monkey halls
he there
its Melanie's Birthday
While Pooch ate a apple
so forget she's a virgin, and just jack off, okay
god
alcohol
for christ sake, you insaine prostitute
i slept with my mother, and of all people can you guess who found out
i can't eat all these potatoes
i can't eat all these potatoes
angel
i would like to eat you
i have a barbed tongue and a blackened lung
Sometimes there is nothing like the pleasure of sharpening a pencil by hand
I had a cell wall that couldn't fall
I like to eat rocks and cut holes in my blue jean pockets and when the coins come falling out, i say what the hell just $%# it
fight fire with fire
crumbs fall from his chin, patterning the floor
you are a dumbass
and picking them up is too much of a chore
offering empty words and space
delineated exertions face the volumetric
the sweet ashes of solumn delineation
feverishly bubbling over the lip
scorn al those who aspirate their h's
You have no style except in
and find ways to punish their wicked seed
the prosthetic dreams of your fossilized mind
in the darkest dangest dungeon
I love you
thy horrid image doth unfix my hair
our souls meld with the rolling rhythm of eternity
as crows pick at my eyes
Monica
Monica
YOU ARE AGREE SOMETIMES
The ghost friend revived the ugly old fashion of cork bobbing.
Love is like alot like a trampoline
bobbing thee nose nibbling on my toes hiting on me close
Bouncing, juping falling scene to scene
masturbation is the horses ass
All i wanted was a little bit of steamed beans
All I ever really wanted was a real, true friend
Alas! Poor Yorrick!
once upon a time there was chewing gum
his eyes, consuming dust, on a road to nowhere
speech to sms
he wasnt wearing clothes so he must have beem bare!
dont be so stupid, he wasnt even there!
and now my friends thats all about it
so grind out some words and see if they fit!
dont be so down dont bother to quit,everythings fine ill be there in a jifq
and this is definately no damn lovers tif,does anyone know whuy they changed it to 'cif'?
and this is definately no damn lovers tif,does anyone know whuy they changed it to 'cif'?
the queen of the parkway
the queen of the parkway
brightens up my dark day
You lie because you do not rhyme
Oft thru the dark clouds
Don't sit under the apple tree
Bongo bongo bongo
with igor stravinsky
I don't know what to say
pioneer tower
Bob is god
Stark poultrice by siemic wit protrudes as if by rail
Decrying yound smatter bewteen both dang and dung
reciting a cold language - reciting the cold coiling kiss of thunder
And so this nonsense rambles on, read but rarely sung
Did you know Thor was the god of thunder?
And after everyone had gone, the Donkey stood, well-hung
But then so came the warbling of ferrets so bedoomed
Zaftig were the truth of their bohunkies
As if the very snorkle of a spazz could answer inits quake
»Snooker not pool« said the stoned but wise messenger
Fresh dooty clings to the arse of a mongrel
»Nein Nein« the German softly sang
But the dooty 'twas dooty from the butt of a seagull
the bells, the bells, they rang and rang
Don't try to turn around
as lightning roamed the street
Nefarious scarves are threatening her inner core
A favored son's pleasure is a bastard's duress
Thus falls the yearning stark so lost in blight
Hark! The harpy sprews a voluminous nodule
Stifle the gremlins
Damn dim din of doom, desist!
Beware the spot where the satyr pissed
The stench forsooth will seize thy pores
Who doth besmirch the birch tree's bark?
The wombats wiggle for a lark
I once owned a dog in Wyoming
I once owned a dog in Wyoming
Read
Who met a fine collie while roaming
Indeed.
I once knew a man stoning
She was like a dream
lawyers with an endless spray of jujubes
she was like a dream
Zeus! the shats have cat again in earnest1
two bags of Fritos, plant food, a lint brush
One if by land and two if by bisexual
When she walked in the room and there was a Mint rush
When she walked in the room and there was a Mint rush
That fried the delicate dilemma to a crackly crunch
»Hoist the garters« said Cor[poral Fondue
"I waped my speed and my id's askew!'
our lady's skirt is fallen
suck the hanging teats when you're atop me to screw
The paint merchant stared at her ravishing knees
Frtitos, a lint brush, and ale, if you please.
Abscond with such notions of debt and design.
.For Curly is Howard but Larry is Fine
Harbor no post age nor forfeit thy censure
As if one was wearing a polda dot denture
So Zleda Fitrtsgerald but does Gerald fits Zelda/
Blues was once born in the heart of the Delta
So one if by land and two if bipolar
So one if by land and two if bipolar
On rolled the wagons with abundant preambles
Who vamoosed with my flapdoodle?
solidarity scarlett rewinds and reminisces
It must have been Betty, the tap-dancing poodle
.See reality conform to a pigeon squat
Squat Squat ! you incessant bird of untied epistles
a squatting so beguiling
Breaking night's flatulent bray with the aerosol of idignation
I dig, nation,
I have dug the digginess of that fat bird's churlish wailing
Visions that emanate from scabby kneexaps of perception
bop pur bohunkies with the mallet of blissful recognition
where dapper dudes sing dosey do , where fishnet stockings run amuck
where love, in timeless rivulets, has touched an apathetic duck
The corporal guffaws,, his john henry fonda than before
Pass the freakin' wanton, slowpoke
How many starlets have scratched your mauve perameter?
begging answers only sages have beneath their garish robes
Fleecing fractal forbearance. Ack Ack said Kathy Acker
Take this pile, Gomer
Run like a deer with a flaming ass until you reach Olympus
Do not pass Gomez, nor collect two hundred dollars
Do rotate thy fastidious varoom before striking or face the bellow of the infants
Wugga Wugga, , as if a deacon danced the funky chicken on your chin
Life is bent with challenge at the core
You may awake with broccoli in your underwear
Foresight peeps through a tiny morsel of greenbriar at the edges of your noggin
A nickleodeon coins a phrase from a parallel childhood
Yet tenderness can chew it's way through the steeliest dan or the ironic butterfly
»It's time to change the litter« whispers the voice of reason
as swallows swallow the meat of another evening
without one shred of yearning for a jelly bean
Live and let livid, the cynical shrew will moan
The end is in sight - or the end of the scene
if there's no rain by nightfall we'll all get back home.
Be forearmed-Surrender to the lure of philly cheesesteak
Or as the young moderns say-»Like awesome, it rocks, let's hit the mall«
So they shun the poets gakking in their vestibules
Wah! I'm an individual with just the right label on the ass of my jeans, dammit
Laugh at the bastard fashion before it laughs at you
Goosetep to the clone drone tone or cackle madly at parades
The wrapper will lead you astray if you hesitate
Enter your own video game now or put a foot to it, bucko
I do not fear time's itchy shoulders
Meanwhile back at the ranch, Ceasar was dressing
Muffy fried a quandary while juggling sums
kittens snorked in the foyer, blessed in their snorkfulness
Let us be mindful of their hazy trysts or loose our vowels
Cacaphoria spillf from a nubile calliope
And so what if the food is bad at Hooters?
Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder
We will gakk in all the bidets and trim our toenails on Main Street!
Dimpled soup will drip from the clouds
Run like a suirrel with a flaming booty until you reach Olympus!
Beware the man who gargles spring onions while hatching painful plots
Dread coats him as if he wora a mumu
You ask for directions, he will hand you a caramel apple
As he mmutters »Sheeit, I gotta take a precipice«
»Barumba« breaks through from the faraway bongos
Or was it »Precipice! I gotta take a sheeit«??
As soon as the waitress unloads her crosswords, we all will know
What do dah doodah dooda you?
Not every memory is velcro after all
In between the crooks and crevices lie slender tender gems
Shaodow boxing dream remains woo the moment
Remember Wanda and her »Kiss my boo-boo«?
Hooray ! hooray! I won a free drink from House Of Vittles
Starlings sing to my good fortune. Sumbitching cosmic grin.
My 32 ounce official Brittany drink cup brings me spasms of high carumba!
Joy can jump from a steaming plate of incontinence
Step it up. Mabel. Hand me those pliers and let's see if that rhino's got a bad tooth.
We'll play the triangle in our bermudas. Destiny Destiny, you kick like a jealous mule!
coming up with the cool jesus vibe with sexy hotdogs
Corporal Fondue will slay a Gibson with his snozzola
where u can be happy chillin with the frogs
On the heels of a lavish meal, a thunderous »Gort!« is heard throughout the valley
On the heels of a lavish meal, a thunderous »Gort!« is heard throughout the valley
Horses watusi like Trini :Lopez on speed
coming up with the cool jesus vibe with sexy hotdogs
trumpets bleat and bladders burst from here to Walla Walla
trim yer ass is trim - shing! goes yer ass said algbrag ,spawn of baiktwad
And I, in wakes of destruction, will laugh
At home computer parts are strewn about
Hey Krev come here
Such inconvenience really broils my trout
the warrior charges with Saturday puppyspunk, . He rolls over, farts, and perishes
Candy pressed her nipples against a foggy picture window,uncertain of naked or nude
Run like cheap stockings until you reach Olympus!
what?
Tardy boys, the teacher wonders where you are
Stolen or strayed in the grip of a snaggletooth rain
Charlatans offer you umbrellas with tiny pinholes , stinking of misplaced loyalty
Their minds racing like the flies to a dead donkey's rump
It's only a momentary splat in the universal jazzfrug. Dawn will come shuddering again.
HUH????
Rhythms and recognition will keep the howls from twisting our ears
What rock through yoonder window breaks? It is my son's and I will spank his fanny verily
Stratford-On-Avon calling
Like totally awesome rock, y'know what I'm sayin'?
If only you'd satyed at the mall, harrassing the elderly
No wonder you dig hollow chocolate Easter eggs
A willing slave to the tiny circles you flail around in
Commitment's seed turned to sitcom fodder for the mallrats and late night peddlers with their 30 Groovy smash Hits
Drive on the retreads, scorning all the way
Bits and pieces of expectations floating away
rattling through streets boiling with vice
pile of #%$#
ears burnt by the whores of your inane and insipid chatter
DE MAL EN PIS --- TANT MIEUX !!!
3rd aisle at Dollar Tree,next to dancing hamster,, humor at a fair price,,Includes instructions
do something
If all but la la la means pain, crawl up thy own anus drain
The road of dree verse proves too hard, choke upon a Hallmark Card
We'll whisk our way to elementary
Bring on the teenage diary entry
All gobledy goop and gabber flasted
All croon the moon june spoonaghasted
Three furry puppies take a nappy by the brook
A very brookish nappy thus the puppies took
Rough and tumble romping ;left them oh so tired
One had sweated but the other two perspired.
I love pancakes soaked in syrup
but too much makes me barf my beer up
I look tall when I stand in a stirrup
so sing me a welterwig, and fuck her brains out
Then take turns reciting some passages from Kilgore Trout
Make a clay depiction of a blazing warthog snout
Call and get the latest on poor Aunt Matilda's gout
Piss off Alfie when you ask her whatzit all about
Pretend your vid games are stolen,then practice that »like, awesome « pout
Inspect your fountain of knowledge to see if there's a drought
Five unrepentant airheads somehow made it into college
Despite the massive air of doubt
»I can';t hear you over Jackass,you;ll have to scream and shout!«
Slap down that cappucino with deep fried sauerkraut
There once was a waitress from Hamburg
and ye shall know the time sublime
what the fuck
There once was a waitress from Hamburg
Oh My Kingdom for a donkey
An ultra-funky donkey who's savvy, smart, and spunky
No dancing circus monkey doing headstands for a Chunky
»What do you think, Buffy?«
»I think you're so right, Bunky!«
whilst joyful in the rising sun
a lonely earwig sallied forth for fun.
Go team Go! We're number One!
writing dribble and jerking off under the setting sun
and the victory will be frozen in time
Precisely the slice of mango I was looking for, you sly wench!
But that's not yours, unkindly sir - that's mine!
Now I thinketh thee should slide under the bench.
Now please let go
Hi Tom , look right!
I once knew a doctor
whose imagination just took flight
whose imagination just took flight
he worked through the day, then he worked through the night
then he cracked up.
all work and no play, it just isn't right
It all starts some day
It all starts some day
Fuck!
We must all die, there's no doubt
Your glass is running... mine is out
life is a sick cruel joke
colours in a closeted mind
colours in a closeted mind
Purple, red, orange, and blue
Colours in a closeted mind
Pink, yellow, and olive green too
shatters in the wind
the color of the vomit that I spew
the color of the vomit that I spew
reflects the fiery sermon from my gut
Purple twinkies glittered in the Arizona sky
The hairs of my cat infested my knickers like the hair shirt of infamy
Godzilla VCR chomps my »Scream 14« video. Angst dances as if it was a stomed munchkin.
Zeus! pale fog of Worchestershire wraps around the once-jubilant townsfolk.
Godzilla or david hasselhoff? Who's the greater thespian? that was the question of a more innocent time.
Do the Tokyo stomp like a major mofo
I dreamed I saw the future in her maidenform bra
wish i were there
but not so clear as the wonderbra
can you pass the limp one over here?
You must run like a hound with a cayenne suppository until you reach Olympus!
lettuce is the fruit of sald days
Lettuce entertain you, lettuce make you smile
If you ask for Gomer. you're sure to get a pyle
You should hear his bitchin' version of Jimi's »Voodoo Chile«
Luciana never bothere with the post
Luciana never bothered with the post
Life licked the crunchy goodness from her toast
A braggart never , though she's known to boast
but patience failed her cabaret whim
but patience failed her cabaret boast
with protruding lips fell and grim
The erotic keeper of learning teaches me to say PISS OFF!
yo that aint no one
nigga
This poem gets longer and longer
but the rhyme, alas, in no way gets stronger.
It's sad but it's true, between me and you
that meaningless dross is posted by nerds with nothing to do
That out of the blue you have to choose
So lead the way, if you have the itch
Those who cannot do just bitch
We're such a trite and worthless lot
Let's see what gems the critic's got
muddied by a stories slant
Screwing unto thee, O biatch
end this madness - oh end thee it now
this poem I agree, has become a monsterous and silly cow
Perceive thou now how the flower at night
Perceive thou now how the flower at night
Perceive thou now how the flower at night
instead harvest it in the dawn when it is fresh again and ready to be appreciated.
Does bloom for thy fair sight
and make sure your bacon isn't too fatty and greasiated
eating cheetos in the night
gay fat lesbians
hahaha
the looser's licght flickers
the looser's light flickers
But I had to draw the line somewhere
deric
Keeper is god
cara is a witch and a little bitch
so ur a bitch get over it
Imagine a huge marquee
The Federal Reserve Bank just raised interest rates.
DESCRIBING NOTHING AT ALL
Like a largemouth bass sliding back to the dark deep pool, her purient attitude belied the depth of her confusion.
So, so, thou common dog, didst thou disgorge thy glutton bosom.
I can't do that, you're to fat!
Yes, you did, joey battle, and you can't mop 'em. ?
I want to squeeze your boob
If your name is Mekhi Phifer, and you’re black, then you’re probably me.
always the nub, slit ur wrists now noob.
children
how is much not
care
when i saw you first in the supermarket
An aspect of care is the ability to share
you were buying marzipan and gin
just so long as you have good hair and you're nit a bear
when the plank broke and you fell in
the ness of love come brace you there
I laughed and then I fell in too
and find where true happiness does not lie
i am a true born superman
what about the squirrel
i am a true born superman
i am a true born superman
Why are your undies on the outside?
Why are your undies on the outside?
As a supine, superman-bride
why do you ask such a question?
The missing leg of the table
Ahoj, ako zijes?
Salut. Comment ca va?
Salut. Comment ca va?
Hello everybody, life is beautiful
I am looking for you
We're all on a boat headed for death, so let's party.
GODDAMMIT JIMMY YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING ASSHOLE
what the heck
The broken-hearted fingers cling to the pit
golden oak hides me from view
i feel like a whore, dirty and impure
til sunlight may be bent askew
lover i need you forever
Give me time to rest my head
The world is not alone, the world is far
Everyone is idiotic but me!
for enterprise cap'tain picard
for enterprise cap'tain picard
who knew he would fall so hard
for enterprise cap'tain picard
cum guzzling faggot
i always thought he was i tard!
riddles of sordid dreams mispent traced blood upon the place i spent my childhood
shit
riddles of sordid dreams mispent traced blood upon the place i spent my childhood amanda
Carried upon a fecal breeze
dont lie, tell the truth your name is really miranda
This fetid zephyr makes me sneeze
This fetid zephyr makes me sneeze
yoooooooo
yoooooooo
Jessica
laafz2much21136
,nn,,
I love that you will me not disrespect
Ungawa! Raise your jelly glasses to the like awesome ten floored mall, bro.
cats in the box
mikee deserves a huggie. cause he is a sluggie
For The dark world ends dark as night
Gakk in the stew of primordial spasmodography.
And we all live to scare and fright.
I like to sing and sing and when I fight I bring photography
because
Open your Heart
Just try to stay positiv
The heroine addicts avoid the tree with the stuffed animals hanging from it.
Fire up a Kamikaze burger with a side order of Southern Fried Regret.
suck my dick woman
Lard Lard, pistoons of yorp to the multitudes
Why piss off your sister?
Chopin, they say, wrote cult etudes
Alas! They mourn your absence at the food court, youngster
He's got a pager but he never truns a page
He never truna a paeg but he's got a pager
a cell phone but no soul, good game but no goal
Give him an apathy sammich and a glass of whine
Comfortable circles with mirrors and combs
I enjoy being a graphic specialist
i'm the red death
i'm slick when i talk
Run like a chimp in spandex until you reach Shangri-La
youre not slick just sick sick sick
Run really fast and it doesnt seem far!
Or surrender to the lemming's song as it squeezes the truth from your soul
He looked up to see a falling piaNO!
Can't say she doesn't know her culture. Slurp that yogurt, mama.
Were it not for others, no proof of her existence would be found
Nothing stirs such fear , a day left to her own devices
The trough of validity can only be filled by another
Silence screams to her that she is nothing and she believes
Feeding from the words of friends, reagrdless of the accuracy
To find her worth within is as likely as roping the rain.
Madsison Avenue has taken her brain for a hell of a ride. Essense of beauty denied
Cling to the now for sweet life when there's little life to the now
Retreads and braindeads parade across the TV screen
It's now. It's woonderful. It's a fucking hollow Easter egg, baby
Plundering the past one moment, mocking it the next
That morning you looked in the mirror to find an empty Starbucks cup
Maybe it was no illusion after all. It's real bleeding all over you
Up, up and away
Svelte young model sayshays down the runway,
Then pukes her guts out in a fancy restroom
You won't see that on the cover of Cosmo
Ain' that beautiful? Such sacrifice so our eyes can feast
Some want it all laid out on a tray
We'll wait for the movie. Screw imagining your own castle. Whos' got that kind of time?
between this week's pop tart.,, techno fart, Pearl Jam clones, peer pressure jones
It;s a fucking hollow Easter egg, baby. Fresh off the tray to you.
flippin and rippin im trippin qwadrupil dippin even while im sittin sippin and im never slippin
We now return you to your regularly scheduled program -»Where's The Remote?«
In the catacombs of lost before,...the grip of wonder waits to spring
With pints of ale to warm my gourd, I hear the funky hippos sing
hit the brake lights case of stage fright
with ur red hair upon my thigh i hear the birds tweet
and the stars come out in all their might
Do I type here
Her teeth are like stars - they come out at night
and her eyes are like pools - football pools
But see that hippo dance the light fantastic
yeah, you've never seen a beast so cool
You'd never guess its hips were plastic
You'd never guess its hips were plastic
my wife Sheila
i followed my nose like tucan sam to yer rows apon rows of canibus plants ,then i did a little dance i intrance with crystalized intelligence I never forget like elephants
is a silent lil lady
presence of mind
presence of mind
lack of time
lack of time
Grease and grime, Harry's on the dime
Tequila and lime, a potion sublime
Michael Bolton singing Otis was a capital crime
Puckers my soul and dissolves the time
holy cow
holy cow man
call it quits
He met a nubile syncophant in the mountainous regions of Smorb
I love to eat shit
and so I rock it
and so I rock it
And take your scratch-kit
all night long
For to etch it, love
My big dong
chilo
Help! it's King Kong
Hi Ho
He's darn big and hairy
And such is the way underhanded dealings go
I doubt the true identity of Mary
lift up that tacky shaker and make it snow
indian
funning was the joke i pulled
funning was the joke i pulled
greg west spilt his milk at breakfast
greg west spilt his milk at breakfast
greg west spilt his milk at breakfast
and cried until sunset
Simo, she's taped
curdled acid streaks across my velvet sky
Knight of darkness with a heart of shining light
and runs down my leg like unneeded urine
but I will wipe it up and all will be well
greg west can have it on his cereal
for he doesnt need milk
don't stay to long
to shit on the butter
So when you think you've had enough,
to shit on the butter
edmund is so fucking boring
Can't rime a P Nipple D Fat load.
greg spills his milk at breakfast, an instance has been known
greg west spills his milk at breakfast, an instance has been known
and dropped his eggs onto the floor
and flipped his eggs onto the floor
How much are the pringles at Albert Heijn
How much are the pringles at Albert Heijn?
The grass is green.
when we lost it all, there was a relief
Her dream
for what we had gained, was renewed belief
for what we had gained, was renewed belief
Nut sack busting is funny!
Canned luncheon meat, cucumbers, the whiff of pungent ale
Curb the bouffant , span yonder grasslings for the spurious warp
Dooty from the unicorn spews stink upon the stars
In the valley of attention the voices sing,
In the valley of Gwangi, giant lizards fandango
I'd brave the realms of Rotgut Isle to find the fabled mango
Subtract the multiplied additions from the negated aspects of furtherance
I love my job
I love my job
Though my head should throb
of pathetic poor slob
i should kill you
Why does your face offend
for you
i know you like a beer
I think that this ones over now,
i nibble on your ear
You silly silly old cow
I've got rocks
Duke is my Boxer
in my socks
the snow is falling
did appear a mass of great distinction
Ringing clear
divided into two too many parts
Meow?
that is the way of loves broken hearts
the dream was of mouse bellies, cold and soft between my toes
Like that man in London that always farts
The scent of blue meanies filled my nose
Those bums, always stealing grocery store carts!
Like that dog, always ready to pose
My car won't start
up from the ashes of dung she arose
and the door is stuck and I got to fart, that wasn't smart.
Like a ten pound note
henceforth the hallway hid henry
Fur is far too hot, For this time of year, And like a ten pound note, It's neither cheap nor dear!
Under the floorboards for all time
hello
luna
and good night sun
open up the tuna
and slice a few buns
god damn you spell like madonna
Where the hell are the nuns
I hate it when she does that with that antenna
This may not rhyme but it sound good Cum
Now, now i must have more
I dont know why I bother
barbrous
but for the desire to hover
barbrous fellow in chain mail fled
i opened the door and bared my ass
to rust his life away in bed
why, oh why?
why, oh why?
There is money in the bank again
im sorry bing
jazz
roses
Jazz is jazzy razz fantastic
girlfriend
I wish i had aoyher woman
Never eat pickle on tuesday
Will this poem never end? Dont eat pickle on a tuesday!
eating only spiders and leaves
I shall not say, for today is friday.
I was sitting on a nest of voracious bloodsucking carnivorous ambidextrous overgrown purple spotted orange hooved bees.
It behooves to behave near a beehive
Ray B. stings when the bee stings Ray B. stings when they sting Ray he stings
But beehiving's behooved once begun
but the behive behing Poor Ray that we've talked of stung his behind till he sings.
and now that Ive added my two cents in... I think that this song should be DONE!!!!!!!!!
I looked for my love though he loved me not
I looked for a lover, a lover I sought
I looked for the starlight I looked for the stars,
but nothing was there... except empty minutes and hours.
I looked for the answers but was in denial
My heart’s filled with tear drops, but I force a smile.
I am helpless lover, you all know me well
I gnaw at your heartstings, while I make life pleasent hell.
I leave your sweet mem’ry I let myself die inside
I try and share your happy while my own pain I hide.
the BEutiful butterfly flits along the meadow
tweedle dee and tweedle Dum
THE SHADOW KNOWS!!!
I feel no need to share this feeling with you
does it fit i say
No matter when, or where, or who...
One and one will always make two.
Riddled loom,with lure of Heaven, 1 and 1 may be eleven
ass licker
sub rosa one night in your plain site. i really wanted to pick a fight. instead i held my tongue real tight.
woeful sloppyjoe
Of Microsoft and Lycos
thank you one and all for taking care of our family
seems like I have been tied to a post.
long
There once was a girl who worked at up ink
long came the day that I had been waiting for on bended knees
Who sometimes wore red but always wore pink
freelancer
sometimes aardvarks end up in the clink
sometimes aardvarks end up in the clink
penguins are slightly worse
i feel like a lobster i'm needing a drink
glory can be found in the fanfare of female baboon asses
I live in a bedchamber
I live in a bedchamber
Forlorn remembrances scape her scabby ankles
Keep your egg foo young despite the braying sayers of nay
Once in a parallel universe, I met an astronaut in a hula skirt. and that scared me.
I wonder from tree to tree looking for a nut, but none are to found.
look here my friend - where they abound.
And why is it I wonder? It's daft to found a nut on the ground.
a man
It's one of a kind
When a man loves a woman, hell will freeze at the instant
And no other like it will you ever find
When a man loves a woman, heaven waits there impatient
Before the Jester come to blur your mind
Having only time to spend forevermore
Reflect light at his eyes and leave him blind
I've no choice but to shut you out my door
then kick him in the behind
And to wander underneath the moon
before he liposucks your mind
Stars are but footholds, unsteady at that
here comes the main vein juan
bam boom watch u gona do cuz
Here comes that foolish man
I'm going to clear my pockets of fuzz
say it again, say it again
I like her so much id practically do anything for her but she just dont care
so i can find my sack of weed and get a buzz
just dont you burn me with your fire
i looked at the ground and saw some fuzz
Incinerate me with desire
Careful consideration revealed that it was
And throw my body into the briar
just an epitaph, nothing more
because this pain is so dire
loving, caring, nor think of thy self
my soul, my hearts on fire
Blappa catches the pass
the door is closing
I must slap Blappa's ass
when shall I finish this poem so boring?
Forego the aardvark poaching
Does Clorox bleach really contain Chlorine?
And ban the white man's coaxing
hello
Poetry's not my thing
lalalala
i hold it all in and throw the ring
what the hell ring are you talking about?
I have no brain
what
like a ring a ding ding ding the monkeys sing
and the eagles fly up high
but all i know is the grass doth grow and the sun doth show
under shadows of your life
when your down please dont frown be happy dont be sad
and read these words, like lemon curd, you'll be smiling, wont be bad
i'll go now, now dont frown my hunni
and remember, you'll always be my bunni
in a place that had never been known deep in what had been
dragon
he soon grew a fin
the best cow is a good cow
he soon grew a fin
the best cow is a good cow
the best cow is a good cow
wha tthe fuck
what the fuck
Cold and calm, the resting king child is a dragon for the artisan and the chimney sweep
I stumbled upon your sweet photograph
Picking your nose by the falling Niagara
A cigar to ease the incontinence
shasbat, that was my mint hula hoop
Recalling how we shared that bowl of turnips in an Austrian cafe
You brandished a high calibre indifference , humming tunes about your hassock
An uncouth enigma you said,,as i ate the steaming turnips from my hat
I was entranced by that benzedrine stare,, the unity of your falsies in candlelight
Ungawa! Let's play hide -the- polska in a meadow on the outskirts of insight
It matters not how we peruse the periwinkles , but whether we grasp the rivulets of being
Perplexed or multiplexed, we go forth and fifth, so let me have a swig cuz I bought the damned thing.
Watch out for the dreaded plastic harmonica
Frug until the ire breaks like a 78 rpm fresh from the attic of someone's long-dead cousin
Do the Okie Dokie stomp with your fat smile blazing, all ye groovers
Let the wash wave over you, breezy as an air of freshness
You have taken my goat cheese!
as i went skipping in the breeze
My lovely pens are bleeding over you, alas my seven staplers are tearing off my birkenstocks!
The accusations flourished in the breathless Leningrad summer
forever will barclay eat the dreaded harmonica and crave cheese
She of full sweater and I in full stupor were stoned in the streets
Or everywhere else.. the goat cheese suqad were relentless in their quest
why art thou stealing my tumbtacks?
i sing to the streets but they do not listen, and Barclay tries the cheese for a moment, but does not suceed in having the pencil
forever emily u will smell odorous
a quirky thirst for justice coated their brows as if it was the dark on an eskimo pie
the tekken game shall eat the unks!
barclay smells of onions and goat cheese, and forever eats the paper of the land of odour
leaf leaf leaf the green leaf is in mcGhees teeth
emily smells of purple men
the purple men are among barclay, yet she not see them becuase she is blind of all things but green pot roasts
a rabid pack of ardvarks ran rampant throught the streets of new york one day and feasted upon the young and the old alike!
why are you dressed as a french maid?
GET OFF MY FUZZY CD PLAYER!
ah bullocks !!!!! ai dinnae ken 'ow the candlestick got up me arse!
shut up you goat cheese mo fo
The stars in the sky are like the breath of the foreverlasting brothers of weasles!
hello all!
hello all!
Two bedraggled rodents, we hid in the bongo factory, daring not to breathe a hush
A tarnished past kept gakking on our shoes
At dawn, we stumbled out , narrow triumph in our pockets
Evading the cheesehounds, we rejoiced in our innocent guile
There and then, I proposed and you slapped me bitter
I should have porposed marraige instead of a sleazy motel, but still
Why did you cut through my green cheese pencil, and then borrow my shirt?
When the dilusional swan swam through my head, all of us inside were screaming...
Love hovered over us like a pigeon to a freshy washed car
How come you torment me with the glass mind of that wondering weasel?
You have taken my goat cheese!
why does the mind wander like the spirits of my pencilcase?
what?
my sorrow, like a little birdie, is chasing me, waiting to attack once more with the wit of a dog
o no!
hello
i have been mutilated!
HA! my eyes are full with the water of a lamp
The ardor first sprouted in Brussels., where the avenues beckoned young snots
We'd huddle in doorways comparing the redness of each other's spots
We'd huddle in doorways comparing the redness of each other's spots
My felt gave thou a brass doorknob, and hovered in all the happiness it had.
heart in your sleeve,, that »Dreamboat Annie« cover clashing with the fringe
Everyone knew your favorite guru,, choice of glue, , mental stew and your little dog too
essence of svelte in that industrial-strength girdle
You captured my heart, you nourished my soul, you hijacked my freaking wallet!
Good thing that's where i kept the goat cheese
As the mind wanders, so do the chickens
My musing is that of the song of the goat cheese, but i crazily wander throughout the skies of life!
hello! power is greater than death, but death is much more great then any of our lifelong nourishings
alrighty then
green is an awesome color
you have taken my goat cheese!
»Hrak! Hrak!« bellowed the dyslexic town crier
and that starts to release
here come the parade of elephants
is a piece, of a piece, of a piece.
is a piece, of a piece, of a piece.
When will i laugh again?
rilly a piece
the old ones are dreaming and awaiting their time
I wanted those puppies,
Death creeps upon them, this is not time to shine.
They are so sad to see.
life sucks
Hockey
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but when i play my favorite sport, called hockey,
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckfuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckfuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
floaters cloud my image distorting your face
held me in the hot half light & I gazed at his panicked shimmer, trying to think of it as making love
a curious resonance
but in reality I was alone, surrounded
this is a poem about mayhem
my head hurts
and so we were all out of a job
it makes a swooshing sound
fuck my dirty shit hole
I think I'll pack my bags and go home
please give me the time
The death
dead
Comedown
head
why dost thou not comedown from there
Knees bent reflecting on golden oranges
to see the cat
Whilst list'ning o rusty door hinges.
rat
Love is a staircase leading to nowhere.
Well, I'm fat
Friday
but able
Yoli
and so we gather crocuses
if only my eyes were human
from wither garden once picked
you want to fuck wit me
gerbals
bald people
ass
old people
everything rhymes with penis
Frank never wanted to become the hotdog everyone thought he was
you don't have to be a genius
In the summer roots are being streched
i like boys
In the spring leaves collect
and what can I do
victoria
I cannot reach it
I wish i had legs
it was in french
it was in french
Prospective knaves decend to squat beside the fire
Whose insolence is this, you doubters?
Whose insolence is this, you doubters?
must you falter as hippos circle the old town square?
at a snail's place, the living is slow and greasy
Scratch my castenets, Vanessa... while I make note of your assets
I have snorkled... but now amend the dissonance in lieu of all costello
the spud-like melodrama reels toward us... not unlike a constipated dwarf
If only zaftig reticence were mine,... then sparks would not shoot from my brownstone
Utilize all relevant criteria or splat in your own ponderosa
Hi Y
never more never more
What is this in hand
never will i feel this feeling of hopelessness never more
but alas it is so long and hairy.. and yet so very hard to carry... Oh my it is so full of juice.. but is it ready for use? .. hmmm something to make you go hmmm.. tee hee
NEXT
She likes pancakes soaked in syrup
But too much makes her barf her beer up
dis is mc sniper,on da mica
Don't yell at me
saying fastly is a word
George W. Bush needs dumb therapy
unlike others its seldom not heard
And so damn insaine to wit is his glory be
Can't hear cries, nor hateful words
Another word for egg
morning comes and i am sad
morning comes and i am sad
lovea and war are like apples and windows
thist do I, for rock and rye
blah blah blah
feck ass me bollocks
slip me some soul
while not enough blocks
What is Love?
have eaten away our minds
dunno, just know tomorrow and exam and I have just found the notes in the wardrobe
but in the pockets some mints
a place where the air is so clean
In the vapours a foul voice
In the vapours a foul voice
laughs the hysterical hyena so purposely
Do not go gentle into that good night
open it now and see the seed
for u about to get ready for a fight about to sprinkle weed on my kite and watch u fly and die
crumpling, tumbling with need
Remember to toke that shit well your flyin' threw the sky well eatin' marijuana pie
I cant connect with any girls in my league,
And nobody really cares whether you live or die
Even if name was Seamus O'Flannery O'Donald McTeague
Have in thou your stupid cow.
Have in thou your stupid cow.
get this or die, nobody is or aint a fly, distroy all humans only to in joy, funny thimgs are there to stay, blast off its all to late,big bombs away,
What is going down milking it for all it
What goes up goes down milking for all it's worth
the love of my life her name is carol
documents abound
I wandered lonely as a cloud among a feild of daffodils
my musing?
my musing?
I ate my apple in the morning
Gloria hit me with her thunderbolt in Dino's
yet what of it? »I'll be depressed« is the least of it,
yet what of it? »I'll be depressed« is the least of it,
yet what of it? »I'll be depressed« is the least of it,
yet what of it? »I'll be depressed« is the least of it, as everyone will be, and yea including thee,
yet wanting more, I squeeze once again
The idiot's stupidity addressed in light
And the juice, the juice of the lemon flows into your cave
unfunctional i keep it punctual
is hits the sky like a huge yellow wave
Yet, though punctual, it is not functional
you're out of order
I'm not complaining, I'm just pertaining to the present sense of status quo.
as I was just about got enough nerve to speak to the very pretty young lady sitting next to me on the tram it came to a sudden stop and i flew forward bumping my head on the stanchion bar and let out a resounding fart, mortified and the tram came to a stall we sat silent for several minutes as the warm smell from my bung hole envolped her pretty little nostrils. I haven't been on the tam in weeks since.
as I was just about got enough nerve to speak to the very pretty young lady sitting next to me on the tram it came to a sudden stop and i flew forward bumping my head on the stanchion bar and let out a resounding fart, mortified and the tram came to a stall we sat silent for several minutes as the warm smell from my bung hole envolped her pretty little nostrils. I haven't been on the tram in weeks since.
Where are the snows of yesteryear?
pinch
Melted by the salt in my baby's tears.
YOur so beautiful Shorty
I do not care to eat the sauce of soy.
My phone bill seriously in arrears
As a Jew, I will not date a goy.
I called a meeting of the council of alcoholic cockroaches
you dont even know me how can you critasize me
I called a meeting of the council of alcoholic cockroaches
forget haters, but i got love cause its been inside me
when you play upon the team
love me like a rock and a willow
God will shine on you a powerful moon beam
Go on hug me tight like a favorite pillow
Things are not quite all that they seem.
Pillow? I see no pillow! Liar! There is NO pillow!!
What pillow? I want a pillow..
I will sleep on a hard floor
to catch my tears and cover my ears
bedsores complement an oaken snore
I fart trees
Riding an albino boar
I love Sean
riding you like this is against the law
he's a girl the queen
so let me ride u good u damn xpensive ........
Bling, Bling show me more than i have seen
Beliveing All The Lies That There Tellin ya
How about an indendo theme
Buyin All Tha Products that there sellin ya
Buyin All Tha Products that there sellin ya
you're braindead
You got a bullet in you're head
They say jump
You Say HOW HIGH?
mmm
RAGE AGAINST DA MACHINE RULE< NO IMITATIONS
boyhowdy
wages of sin persist, imitations? I pity da fool
you rowdy
I lone Brooke
I love Brooke
pointer
and what happens with Mike
three things
Mike gets the big fat dike!
1 boob, 2 boobs, 3 boobs...these are my favorite things!
hate you
Why oh why
whatever's clever or better
O pleeze, O pleeze don't cry
follow this rule to the letter
energy
drink to think
FRIENS ARE GREAT
But don't drink to get high, cause you'll use it as just an excuse to get by.Drink to think to me sounds like an addiction,Think BEFORE you drink or before you drive out of your jurisdiction.
seperated by a chasm of sobriety
For fairer fancies sip stylish on shandies, too many the stronger and regret it much longer
I bust the damn at Isengard to fill your emptiness
Sad wails it seems to me
But this is not what ails me
back
Speak, fair traveler, for I have much to do
wrack
I am on my way to the county line to fetch meself some drink
the beginning is a darktime with confusion in the air
For if I have not had my beer then I can scarcely think
love
if i had some bile wine i don't think i would drink
I love you, yeah, yeah, yeah!
But appple-grape Boone's Farm is great
With my love I will carve you a craven image
but all the time the crop is late
but all the time the crop is late
Dinner tardily on the plate
But all along the lost and found
What would you do if you were me,
there was a silver chain lying around
Go bark up someone else's tree
nothing
Because you may be harking up the wrong tree if you do not hark me
A so far away place I wish to be
Bees will be in your ass 1
then there I could be me, evening more ... free.
If i catch you skipping out on my love's labours
so I slept under the stars and camped by the trees
I'llshoot ya in yer back and throw ya in the briars
I drank the fire from under the sea
And if that ain't enough, I'll pull out your hairs
Burned my throat and lost my keys
Twist them in knots and sell them at the fair
I am brave so just let me be
one drink - a hair-trigger
I can conquer this quest you will see
mans wanna come step my way
fuck
I drive away
power to the masses
or is it power to the messes
and yet power to the misses
i dont know
eat my shit
so what?
or not
ho hum so dumb
Twas truly spoken, that I heard
adfgsdfsfgsfg
Behold the wisdom of the masses.
ben
ben
whatday recokn cunt
Rolling in the cool, sweet grass, he
You needn't be so blunt.
he is a man with many gifts
Express! Express Panda Monkey! Express!
his life is simple yet ubsurd
life of wildness trying to tame
Truthful, hurtful, doubtful, just plain normal
love
tragidies
silly
This isn
This isn't a week to watch Koyaanisqatsi
THE DOGS BOLLOKS PROTRUDE THEY CALL IT REALITY
chicken pizza
Call me funny coz I don't laugh
doobly dooluscious
Nor am I particularly good at math
For which a mean headmaster might squash us
Thus I eternally spend my days soaking in the bath
FARTS
Farts
Noises
Though my skin turns grey through time
Noises
and the wing
and the wind howls at the window and the ghosts live through death and evil in my head, they come and come off my dear eye and live in large through the door they come with no hesitation and pierce my soul with daggers of morning.
hello
so what are you staring at
I can call you
What in the world is this all about?
Ali
A communion, a rising, an awakening, a shout
A communion, a rising, an awakening, a shout
work it in and wash it out
»deez nutz, ho«
you are a motherfucker
i'm a little teapot short and stout
kiss and I will tell you more
Hot, heat, lemon scented - FREE
Sing and you will soar
i have no more cards to play
i'm sorry my friend i've got my problems too
So I will stop now for today
me too
Later to reboot, that is our only way!
Boo Who?
my aim is true
who boo
say what
to the monsters (and other inhuman beings) of my childhood
say what you feel
ignorant (if not anaesthetised) to their station
be sure to share
totally
Whatever you may wear
yam
Don't get dirty, or you will have to beware
my name is sam
Don't get dirty, or you will have to beware
Happy 50th birthday Bojan
Husband, husband, cease your strife
When will this all be done?
Wifie, wifie go to the kitchen and grab a knife
On the stoke of midnight all will be finished.
Killfe, killfe, run to the kitchen and kill my wife!
When morning comes all will be diminished
This gift for the international shower will surely give Dana baking expertise from the country of Mexico.
at that time you'll know that you're finished
I love you Sheila
happy birthday
pretty as a Veela
or Christmas, whatever
Cut in half and planted for spring
Winter snows will pass as June thaws
Build your fires high, a blithering blizzard is nigh
Jessmo
there is a girl so fine it is a felony
a cucumber by the curb
she looked and me and turned to bolgna
juiced well for brunch
she sipped green spinach goop with me
I propped her up and sat her on my knee
she smiled so sweetly I asked her to marry me please
Doth my heart does bleed
Just so you know
Intel C++ compiler
I wanted to, but I just couldn't go
Why do I love Dain so much?
so staying was till the end of the show
in gloom and doom rattle the sabre lick the spittle from my lips
Shania said Hold on Partner, there is more
Gotta a good cow song, I want to sing to you!
Its you I keep on falling in hate with you
fllu fluf lulu flkuf lulululu!
EAT MY flu!
Our love will become more than rumor
Hardy ho ho ho said the hard up whore.
Larger than lies, smaller than dinosaurs
It is quite clear to me the best to be is as tiny as a bee!
ghjdghj
god help please
connor smith
ALL ANOTHER
let me see your wraith
You uncover my truest design
My pain eats me from the inside out
You, after all, own the heart that is mine
Causing the ma to scream and shout
But hey, I don't mind
All this snow is causing a drought
Someone spilled duck sauce on my shirt
the water, which I cannot drink without
So I rubbed his dick in the dirt
Taste quite good with a little stout
And still it snows, this is all we know
jump, scream, twist and shout
Oh so sorry for you, I sit in the sun and drink sweet tea
I think my world's going inside out
creta roger lisa connie tony
I look like a slimy jellyfish
Sully, lives on a hill
with her boyrfriend bill
bittle frittle
whom I'd like to kill
his big toe is the size of a skittle
holla at me
a wave crashes on the shore, and soaks my shoes - again
I recognize the disorder of a chaotic society
crawling on my hands and knees, i lick your wet shoes
this world as I know it is full of piety
Hip hop trouble
Great Joy
In the country of discordance the princes milk
You scratch your scrotum
All this damn rhyming makes me wanna sulk
the penultimate line of the poem is:
enough already!!!
And finally, when all is said and done,
Not if we get you first
Not to worry, I am a great healer
I can raise the dead
Trust No One" DoS...
Been nice chatting with you
it's like sucking on a tit
i love jessica
With broccoli
i love money
with lots of golden honey
I'd overthrow a government to see you naked again
and then i'd commit a beastily sin
Let's fit you with a tommy gun and a bullet proof vest
And smear you with black grease paint
That would make me want to be naked with you one more time
so you can't see me when I faint
Black men walk funny
the 'ittle piggie went oink, oink, oink all the way home
so do giraffes
life
Fun people suck
Happy Birthday
And they play with yellow rubber ducks
Well, er, thanks!
Most of all fun ppl shoot craps with good luck
Like a great big avalanche that clobbers me
and they hit the shining duck
she's building castles in the sky
and behold the chicken cluck
let's all behold the chicken cluck
day and night i think of you
your with me
but i don't know what to do
its the end of the world now
all my lies are burning through
the sky is falling; i can't quite grasp how
hunry are the misconceptions that crawl fro and to
Jigga What
Is it me who is dreaming this, or is it you?
jigga who
killing me is this flue
Mr. Ball Tap
Sure glad here, don't have to waste any ammo on
you know I'm never coming back
I wanted to buy a porche but got got a ford escort instead.
my sweet surrendered soul
here i sit, in the pooper...
immersed in black coal
she thinks why is reality a staircase taht leads to nowhere
our shadows gather and hold
WELL GROOMED HANDS MAKING A MOVIE
our shadows gather and hold
lost in the haze of unbearable silence
thou shall not be old
contemplating the meaning of war and violence
barking
I am eating my curds and whey
cabbie
Do you think you're going the right way?
bitch
If you give me a line, I may give you an inch
tits
even better...how about a pinch
broken pecan shells
of salt and a jigger of Tiquila
are stuck under my fingernails
c'mon baby make me squeala
many tiny universes
ESLR
jiunh
I hate Gary
Rowing
I love monkey pudding
I am nasty at shooting a bow
it's for me
If I could grant a wish for you
can't you see
Roy the Donkey
igot a big tongue in me
Ain't no mild mannered honky
tasting the empty space where amniotic fluid used to be
who is this
sacrifice
My love Paige
i grind out these words, with all my courage, stumbling and falling, to an eventual splurge, the ultimate poem must arrive, i must make the sacrafice, for anyone to notice for anyone so true, my love my life belongs to you
i grind out these words, with all my courage, stumbling and falling, to an eventual splurge, the ultimate poem must arrive, i must make the sacrafice, for anyone to notice for anyone so true, my love my life belongs to you
I once was known as the one who knew