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Special Officer 1 (»Snake«): Woran können wir sie erkennen, haben sie besondere Merkmale?
Master of the Universe (»Klaus«): Nein, du Null! Ich hab' gesagt, irgendwelcheLeute!
Special Officer 1 (»Snake«): Yes, Sir!
Special Officer 2 (»Hecuba«): But Sir, what if we couldn't find them?
Master of the Universe (»Klaus«): Du Null! Red gefälligst deutsch mit mir!
Special Officer 2 (»Hecuba«): Aber Meister, was ist, wenn wir unsere Autoschlüssel nicht finden können?
Master of the Universe (»Klaus«): Was habt ihr schon wieder angestellt, ihr Nullen?!
Special Officer 3 (»Bronxx Tiger«, in den Raum gestürzt kommend): Sir! We are under attack!
Master of the Universe (»Klaus«): Fuck, shit! On the Gefechtsstationen, everyone! Hopp hopp!
Special Officer 2 (»Hecuba«): Wer ist attakierend uns?
Special Officer 3 (»Bronxx Tiger«): Anyone really bad!
(Explosions, little stones are falling on the heads of the Someone-You-Dont-know-and-You-Dont-Want-to-know guys)
Master of the Universe (»Klaus«): Es ist punkt 5. Ab jetzt wird zurückgeschossen!
Special Officer 2 (»Hecuba«): Should I with the tankfist shoot?
Master of the Universe (»Klaus«): Fuck the tankfist!
Special Officer 2 (»Hecuba«, becoming red in the face): Sir, this was an offence! I'm a girl! You'll hear from my lawyer when war is over!
Master of the Universe (»Klaus«): Quatsch nicht! Nimm dir die Panzerfaust und los geht's!
Some window crashes, buletts are raining in.
Special Officer 2 (»Hecuba«, ihren Arm haltend, schreiend): O no! I'm hit by a bulett!
Master of the Universe (»Klaus«): Daß du immer ans Essen denken mußt!
Special Officer 3 (»Bronxx Tiger«): Sir! We've informend by a very credible source that the one who is attacking us ... he is ... o, I can't say...
Master of the Universe (»Klaus«): Sag es! Das ist ein Befehehel!
Special Officer 3 (»Bronxx Tiger«): Yes Sir! His name is snake. If you know... He is going to destroy us!
Master of the Universe (»Klaus«): Give me the communication device!
Special Officer 3 (»Bronxx Tiger«): Do you want the telephone?
Master of the Universe (»Klaus«): Fuck, yes! Give it to me!
Special Officer 2 (»Hecuba«): Sir! I'm seriously wounded!
Master of the Universe (»Klaus«): Shut up, little whore, hab dich nich so! Hättest mal zu meiner Zeit leben müssen! FrüherbegannderTagmiteinerSchußwunde!
Special Officer 3 (»Bronxx Tiger«): Sir! The telephone! Sir!
Master of the Universe (»Klaus«): Dial his number! My glasses are broken!
Special Officer 3 (»Bronxx Tiger«, dialing): One-O-Seven-Four-Four-...
Master of the Universe (»Klaus«): Be quiet you bastard! I said »dial«, not »tell me numbers«!
Special Officer 3 (»Bronxx Tiger«, sich das Telefon ans Ohr haltend): Es ringt!
(Maschinengewehrsalven hören abrupt auf)
Special Officer 3 (»Bronxx Tiger«, excited): ... ah, this is Bronxx Tiger speaking! Is that you, Snake?
(Helium gased voice from the telephone)
Special Officer 3 (»Bronxx Tiger«, whispering): Sir! It's Snake!
Master of the Universe (»Klaus«): Give the communication device to me!
Special Officer 3 (»Bronxx Tiger«, not sure): You mean the telephone, Sir?
Master of the Universe (»Klaus«): Was denkst du denn, du Trottel!
Special Officer 3 (»Bronxx Tiger«): Here it comes!
Master of the Universe (»Klaus«, phoning with Snake, very, very, very not amused): Hab' ich dir etwa gesagt, du sollst uns beschießen?
Special Officer 1 (»Snake«, phoning with Klaus): You said »somepeopleshouldbedestroyed«! Over.
Master of the Universe (»Klaus«, phoning with Snake, very, very, very not amused): You piece of shit! You need not to say »over« during a phone conversation!
Special Officer 1 (»Snake«, phoning with Klaus): Yes, Sir!
Master of the Universe (»Klaus«, phoning with Snake, very, very, very not amused): You didn't answer my question: who told you to attack us? Was it OsamaBinLaden?
Special Officer 1 (»Snake«, phoning with Klaus): No, Sir!
Master of the Universe (»Klaus«, phoning with Snake, very, very, very not amused): Wer war es dann?
Alle: Maoam! Maoam!
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