I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said, »Stop! Don't do it!« »Why shouldn't I?« he said. I said, »Well, there's so much to live for!« He said, »Like what?« I said, »Well, are you religious or atheist?« He said, »Religious.« I said, »Me too! Are your Christian or Buddhist?« He said, »Christian.« I said, »Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?« He said, »Protestant.« I said, Me too! Are your Episcopalian or Baptist? He said, »Baptist!« I said, »Wow! Me too! Are your Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord? He said, Baptist Church of God!« I said, »Me too! Are your Original Baptist Church of God or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?« He said, »Reformed Baptist Church of God!« I said, »Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?« He said, »Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915!« I said, »Die, heretic scum!« and pushed him off.