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P666 Paves the way for Microsoff World Domination
Today - InHell unveiled it's Pentium 666, the microprocessor of the future. In order to purchase a computer with one of these installed, you must provide your social security number so it can be burned on the chip.
We consider this technology to be one of the most important advances in the information age. We love being in the information age as long as we're the ones who get to keep it. This advance in computing technology paves the way for the release of Windows 1984, which will not function as intended on anything less than a P666.